[stolen-ferrari]

[knowing]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[kaijuno]

Choose your fighter

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cumguzzler38]

[dephus]

“Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once.”

— Unknown

[memescomedy]

[thirst]

x

[vivienvalentino]

Introducing myself like

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Happiness is when you feel good about yourself without needing everyone else’s approval.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[maryjblige]

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately: