Sharky’s Domain

I occasionally do ok (I guess) art and constantly get depressed about the pointlessness of it all. I don’t matter.

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[welive-art]

Commission for Luna Roxanne Eclipse 😌 @captain-tumbling-galahad

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[aimer-arts]

"That's when I finally thought..."

"It's wonderful to be alive!"

[tboypart-deactivated20221222]

look at this

[mitsuyuki32]

Finished watching Storm Hawks ss2 (and Stork got too many outfits more than I can remember.)

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[t00thpasteface]

the prime suspects in this case are gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

[driceforge]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

[dailycatsblog]

[combydoesbara]

are you lost v2

[sharkymcsnarkface]

I’ve come up with a concept: Suck My Massive Basilisk.

It’s like Roko’s Basilisk but if you actually buy into Roko’s Basilisk someone from the future comes in and shoves you into a locker for being a massive fucking nerd.

[tickfleato]

guh

[tickfleato]

gwuh

[brothermanwill]

thing

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[poperpearfluf]

wip becaus im not going get this done for another two weeks probabie