Why

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[thewriterkb]

A Visual Representation of How Much Larger a Billion is than a Million.⠀ Via u/adriantwo on Reddit

*Reminder: Jeff Bezos is Worth ~111.3 Billion USD

[animeshittalk]

food service and retail workers should be legally allowed to slap one (1) customer across the face as hard as they can every year. slaps do roll over at the end of year so you can really come unglued if you've been saving em up like vacation days.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me @ 17: I may be graduating high school now but I’m not gonna lose track of what teens are doing! I’m gonna be a cool and relevant adult just you watch me!

Me now, 21: *sips tea and looks at my tablet over reading glasses like it’s a morning newspaper* *leans forward and squints* *yells into the next room with an accent like a jaded New Yorker grandma in a sitcom* GEORGE, WHAT’S A VIBE CHECK?

[ru-tabega]

Character on tv show: *gets ribbed for not having sex*

Me, knowing that this will be treated as a character flaw and they will inevitably be in a sex scene to show “character development”: 

[yaboywillyshakes]

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

literally a movie is good if you vibe with it and bad if you don’t vibe with it i don’t know how to state this any clearer for you letterboxd losers

[clownsuggest]

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[636174657270696c6c6172]

stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away

[marshals-to-dictators]

[sharpestspooninthedrawer]

-Icona Pop (2012)

[fencer-x]

[setheverman]

Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

[trombonechurchill]

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[zenpencils]

ISAAC ASIMOV ‘A lifetime of learning’

[sci-universe]

YES

[almost-lawyer-rafa]

Gave me goosebumps :’)

[peachestudytrbl]

this is my favorite thing ever! it gave me goosebumps

[frostyemma]

this is beautiful

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[tinycodingkitty]

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[gondwana]

Political alignment chart