Put The Hurt On’em Babeyyy

[22] pretty-boy adjacent • 🏳️‍⚧️🪲🐶 • pro: a fruit; con: grapefruit • a big heart but a small weiner • if my parlay falls through I’m airing this entire place out

[sillychillidog]

this twink someone shoot him

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[petrichorvoices]

AROMANTICISM. YOU AGREE. REBLOG

[gothredy]

Our Lady of the Blind Faith — Emil Melmoth, 2022

[sharrchews]

I hate being sensitive to my senses. whaddya mean that I can't focus on the task at hand because of a random floral scent???? I'm gonna bite you.

[dailycatsblog]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[sharrchews]

somebody's grandma tried to be slick by saying that I looked like I'm in middle school, and rather than absorbing her life source to maintain my youthly hue, I giggled at her statement and went on with my day #growth

[sharrchews]

I love when studs give me pet names. yes, I am your Babylove, and not another soul shall refer to me as such.

[sharrchews]

[to the same cadence as Death Yon] AH-AHM. BIEN.

[sharrchews]

I need a dick to cry on. I mean- I need a shoulder to cum on. I mean- I need you to talk me through my tears…while I cum your dick. I MEAN-

[yoursweetcorpse]

need to be talked down to sweetly but with a hint of condescension. "poor baby, it hurts huh?" "that's okay, you know you love it. you're doing so well" "ohhh, poor thing."

[sharrchews]

“do you like movies?” I would be open to the concept of getting zip-tied onto a piece of furniture and forced to binge films for hours on end. only if *you* want that though. but again I’m **so** open minded.

[sharrchews]

you have to remember to eat your emotions before they decide to eat you. and sometimes, your emotions will come in the form of rib bones dressed with fatty chunks of sweet, thick meat, and you’ll get to work off all those hours (or days, even) of untapped, carnal frustration

[sharrchews]

I'm gonna jump into the shower before it warms up rq and then we're gonna see how my feelings feel afterwards.