shamblr

i bite. they/he

[shashanotsasha]

and they say bromance is dead

[shashanotsasha]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001, dir. Lee Demarbre)

[the-haiku-bot]

Jesus Christ Vampire

Hunter (2001,

dir. Lee Demarbre)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shashanotsasha]

working on a video about an obscure 1921 petrograd (now saint petersburg) legal case that involves 95 arrests a fake gay wedding drag queens and a scheming party member. and of course with 95 intake testimonies there's bound to be gems but this one fucking broke me

"[...] nowadays i don't engage in mutual masturbation, possibly because of my lackluster nutrition"

[shashanotsasha]

very interesting that lestat talks about noisy transactional sex in the motel with like mild contempt considering that dee’s little affirmations monologue implies that her being with lestat is sex work 👁️👄👁️ or am i reading this wrong divas

[userarmand]

ASSAD ZAMAN attends the premiere of The Vampire Lestat

[shashanotsasha]

[shashanotsasha]

lestat being canonically maaaaad about the bob is so…wow life is beautiful

[shashanotsasha]

NOT THE VAMPONS

[shashanotsasha]

lestat spewing algospeak and gen z slang omg he’s so cornyyyyy i love him

[shashanotsasha]

THE CUNTESSA

[shashanotsasha]

when the long face concert scene started i felt levels of fangirling previously only achieved by being 16 and drunk

[shashanotsasha]

genuinely what it feels like to celebrate a 10k best time pr with a cigarette

[lauralot89]

HUGE Paprika news from Dracula: The Postcolonial Edition:

One of Stoker's known sources, EC Johnson's On the Track of the Crescent: Erratic Notes from Piraeus to Pesth, wrote of the "paprikas:"

This is a dish to dream of, though at first dreaming is out of the question, for the 'griff,' after his first taste of the delicious condikment, is usually kept awake by a throat compared with which a lime-kiln in full blast would be coolness itself."

Griff was Victorian slang for newcomer.

Since we know that this was one of Stoker's sources, the phrase "a lime-kiln in full blast would be coolness itself" seems to answer the debate as to whether Stoker meant the dish was spicy or salty when he described it as "thirsty."

@shashanotsasha Sorry I didn't have this book when you were making your paprika video

[shashanotsasha]

omg a new player enters the paprika discourse!! thank you lauren for the amazing research you do on all things dracula 🫡❤️

[shashanotsasha]

genuinely what it feels like to go back to reading the hannibal books and rereading the vampire lestat after suffering through some 400 page tiktok romantasy slop

[shashanotsasha]

i do have to finish the script for the 400 page tiktok romantasy slop though (been at it for like almost 2 weeks because of how exhausting this bullshit book is)

[shashanotsasha]

suffering through the 400 page tiktok romantasy slop for your viewing pleasure

[shashanotsasha]

just bought a pride themed storebrand smoothie for 1.29€

[jaypentaghast]

x

[deathgroupie]

half man ending in the late 2010s is crazy because you know for a fact people in universe are immediately making and posting shit like this

[shashanotsasha]

i mean…sure