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@shastarastagirl-blog
âGood point. Take as many as you want, girly. Iâve got other flavors too in the box. Psssst, but donât tell anyone though where you got the donuts. Because then theyâll all flock to me like a pack of pigeons.â
âTrust me, Iâm a greedy bastard. I wonât let anyone near these things. Whereâd you get âem?â
âYou do?â she asked with a too-big smile, like a toddler had run up to her with a handful of poop and excitedly announced that they had just made it. âThatâs--Youâre probably so right, but that actually reminds me that I have to go do something and... it really canât wait.â
âI think when I was a kid someone told me to âpick my battles,â and you know how kids are,â she shrugged, eyeing him knowingly. A twitch of his lips almost set her off. âStupid and eager to listen to anything anyone has to say to you.â
âOoo, now heâs on the attack everyone LOOK OUT.â
âOh, good!â she chirped, happy to hear a shift in tone from the girl. âIâm Shasta. It is very nice to meet you. Sorry about earlier, you know how sometimes after you donât talk or eat or open your mouth for a while your lips kind of get stuck together? It was really bad for me just now.â
âWell Iâve never had a boyfriend and as much as I believe in gender equality, all of my knowledge about girls will not help you. Theyâre totally different relationship-wise. And I only know that because guys donât care a whole lot about coming off as misogynistic to a lesbian, or so I have noticed.â
âAt least youâve got plenty of opportunity. That ought to ease your mind a little, make the wait less.. stressful.â
âMaybe I shouldnât have said 30. More like.. 27.â
âI call my parents every day to thank them.â
âOh itâs quite alright, I shall not smite you... this evening,â she recited in an unknown accent, skirting around the rhyme with a bemused smirk. The topic at hand had begun to make her uncomfortable and the only way Shasta knew how to cope with such a situation was to make it even weirder and hopefully disorient the other party. If she was a Pokemon.. kids probably wouldnât like Pokemon.
âThatâs really sweet,â Shasta said, hoping the expression arranged on her features read supportive instead of resentful. She couldnât quite tell what the muscles in her face were doing. âOf course I wish you the best of luck, and would like to add that even if you donât get him for Christmas, remember Valentineâs Day is right around the corner.â
âLike, do we at least know why he said she was a bitch?â she asked with just the faintest trace of hope. Her tone was mostly comprised of amusement.
âI guess it really only counts if you looked 21 when you were 17 and you could get away with illegal shit. Now when youâre 21 and look 30 you just look 30.â
âThatâs not important--It could be anybody. The scenario in general is my point.â
âIâm sorry, I really am. I just wanted to do something crazy spontaneous probably dangerous and I donât know why I didnât at least call you, my best friend in the entire world,â she explained, maybe laying it on a little thick.
âAre you fucking kidding me?â
