Kirk Out!

Not affiliated with William Shatner. Just love his tweets and making them relatable with spoofs!

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you like any of those aos movies?

me:

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my vague self explaining why i disagree with anything:

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when there’s a popular ship and you don’t really seem to see it 

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when someone asks why i only talk about star trek

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spock to mccoy after recovering his katra:

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Best thing about the holidays?

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low key telling your relatives to behave these holidays 🙌

[science-officer-spock]

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👍👍👍👍👍👍

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having to explain my online friends to irl people:

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when someone gets tricked into thinking i’m smart lmao

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when its finally Trekcember December

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when you’re thinking of being a musician while still trekking it up

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me a weakling lying online about myself:

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so why do you hate going home for the holidays? why do you hate your relatives?

me:

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when your “friends” tell you they prefer picard over kirk >:(

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when its november & everyone is talking about voting 

but its november and all you’re thinking is