the wisest man who ever lived

[blemgoid]

my stepson loves helping me with chores

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[weirdmageddon]

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

[ostolero]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[infra-materialist]

[badassdemonsword]

dark picard tribute

[audioexorcisms]

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[helltitty]

australian mutuals what are they saying

[eggzaki]

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

[helltitty]

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

[zeelatunes]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[godisafujoshi]

[carmelcup2]

[nayohme]

what does “Atlanta Drunk” mean to you

[pjackk]

One time when i was in atanta i saw a ufo but i wasnt drunk or anythng i promise u this

[nayohme]

atanta lol

[pjackk]

Shut the fuck up

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[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.