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"If you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will." —Toland the Shattered
Bad Juju has returned.
Destiny Grimoire Anthology, Volume II available for pre-order now! Purchase the “Consult the Archives” Emote in-game at Eververse store and get 20% off! Redeem code by July 9, 2019 9:59AM PDT.
https://bungiestore.com/collections/whats-new/products/destiny-grimoire-anthology-volume-two
shins and drifters
Ghost: Fuck you. Guardian, gasping in shock and covering Ghost’s “mouth”: Ma’am I am so sorry I have no idea where he learned that word. Ghost: I know more swear words than you.Â
Just a reminder that Ghost canonically said “Twinkle, twinkle assholes.” so the idea that he’s this pure uwu cinnamon roll isn’t as accurate as you’d think.
Bungie’s the only reason Ghost can’t say fuck.Â
Destiny is rated T for Teen which is equivalent to PG-13 which means there should legally be allowed one F bomb and it belongs to Ghost
Guardian Attitudes, the Drama Intermission
Y'all know I hate starting drama, but I gotta just… who am I kidding, I thrive on this!
Drifter: “Hey I’m gonna put a bunch of Guardians into a test run of my game to save my own skin with the very real possibility (and by possibility I mean guarantee) of them dying or getting Shin Malphur hunting their asses down.”
Community: Okay!
“Shin: ”*I’m co-running a cult dedicated to the man who killed the only father I’ve ever known, and learning how to use the inherently corruptive power he supposedly held, while killing off anyone who gets corrupted by it because they were obviously too weak to use it.*“
Community: Oooooh, dark and mysterious~
Mara: “I called your friend Cayde an “it” because none of you count as human to me, I lied to my own people and started multiple civil wars amongst them, I emotionally manipulated my own brother for literal centuries, I kept the last Ahamkara in the system to myself against all warnings and put my people at risk as a result, and I got out of several life-threatening situations by just being hot… but I have a plan and this is all part of it. I swear.“
Community: Ooooooh she’s hot and pretty and can you *please* step on my face and-”
Eris: “I’m trying to kill the Hive because Oryx’s dumbass son murdered my fireteam. I genuinely want to protect you and the City with literally zero ulterior motive at all.”
Community: *pulls knife* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDING, YOU CREEPY BITCH?! YOU WORKIN’ FOR SAVATHUN?! I’LL FUCKIN’ CUT YOU!
Now this ain’t a callout post, and I ain’t gonna shame you for liking those other characters. Hell, I like our dumbass Darkness garbageman uncle too. This is just an “Eris has done literally nothing wrong why do you all think she’s evil” post.
New DLC looks lit
“OK, but where is it?”
“Where’s what?”
“The sparrow. Where’s the sparrow?”
“That… is the sparrow.”
“That’s what appears to be a sparrow engine, saddle, and some hull stuck on what I very much hope you’re about to tell me is just a temporary mounting frame.”
“Nope, that’s the whole sparrow.”
“You’re riding around on this? You’re riding around on a… sawhorse?”
“It’s minimal, but you won’t believe how light it handles.”
“Oh, sure, I believe it, but I also believe it’ll crumple like a damp napkin if it gets dinged by so much as an errant pebble at speed.”
“Guess I better not hit anything.”
“That is emphatically not a legitimate strategy for vehicular safety.”
(Barebones SL-19 w/ Metro Shift)
types of destiny player v2
- drives sparrow into places they’re not meant to
- couriers for spider for legendary shards
- doesn’t infuse their gear until they reach max power
- doesn’t infuse their gear until they reach max power but never reachs max power
- shooter looter? I thought you said dress up game
- spends twelve years at the tower fucking around
- nicks all the motes in gambit then dies
- full raid gear (aka: look at me! I have friends!)
- still not really sure how to play
- rewatches cutscenes 5 times on youtube
- knows all the lore and WILL yell random details at you
- gay for every character
- obsessively takes screenshots
- has every single emote and carefully picks them out for each character
- absolutely no colour coordination
- can’t parkour to save their life
- carefully picks out abilities only for their efforts to be naught when a bounty requires a different subclass
- constantly flexes
- avoids pve like the plauge
- perfect colour and pattern coordination… an icon
- can’t play half the game because they have no friends
- that one op bastard
- low-key tired of the game but has put too much work into their account to quit
- does every quest, no matter how much they hate themselves for it
- one good character and then two shit ones
- only plays one class
- deletes their character then starts from the beginning
- slightly afraid of the drifter
- throws themselves off the tower to see what they can find
- hates going to Io/Mercury because of Asher and Vance
- yells at Vance. A Lot.
- dances to provoke other guardians
- just dances 24/7
hey calus WHAT
Calus did not listen to me
Just in case you were wondering the gender of that Hunter and Warlock doing it on that book Cayde liked.
They are both dudes, happy pride.
sometimes all you have is each otherÂ
I saw a tweet that made me think of this, but do you think the nightmares you see in Shadowkeep will vary based on if you played D1 or if you started with D2, and if it’ll vary depending on what you did in D1?
Bc like they had the “here’s cool D1 stuff you did” screens that showed your first raid completion fireteams and whatnot, and they have different D2 dialogue depending on… either your character import or if your account played D1 (it has been a While since I’ve played the beginning and I don’t remember if it’s account-based or character-based, but I know there’s differences)
Idk if it’ll make sense story-wise with whatever they’re up to, but I sure think it’d be neat if it did/if the nightmares showed up differently for different members of the fireteam (like if I see Crota, but another D1 import sees Skolas, but a D2 kinderguardian sees Ghaul)
D2 blueberry: *puts 0 effort into helping me make an event heroic*
D2 blueberry: *gets pissed at me when the heroic event doesn’t happen*
Me:
types of destiny players:
- plays gambit and takes all the motes than dies
- buys shit from spider and trades it in for profit
- drives sparrow into places they’re not meant to
- only cares about aesthetic
- never coordinates armour
- hasn’t played pve in years
- full raid gear
“Actually, Alisaie often gets hit because she prioritizes attacking.”
Congrats to Overwatch players, with your sequel game announced now you have to live with the dread of the game you spent tons of cash on becoming obsolete
Meanwhile TF2′s still going after 12 goddamn years