swagmeister mika

[theonion]

Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol

[tittyblaster8000]

what if giraffes lived underwater

[tittyblaster8000]

what a majestic creature

[a-god-for-pigs]

It would explain nessie

[inwhichifeelallthefeels2]

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

[tittyblaster8000]

pardon

[gaynosha]

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

[stock98765]

the serket approach to romancing

[flailmorpho]

strange how they’re both pages too

[lawlliets]

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

[acoupleofcows]

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

[fuckingsantaclause-deactivated2]

ME TOO

[f-l-u-t-u-r-i]

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

[vocaroo]

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

[silenthill]

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

[silenthill]

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

[beeffizz]

Kat is this for real omg

[hermes-running]

i hate this website

[aradia-paradia]

[jakeenglishofficial]

I found this on my phone

[iremade333-deactivated20150328]

reading fanfics where they don’t use lube like

[bioshockinfinites-deactivated20]

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

literally all white people on tumblr

[bleaksqueak]

reading trashy trollmance novels in bed

[yellowbloggion]

Best alpha troll

[ddeeric]

throws my kokoro out the goddamn window

[cancerous-sufferer-blog]

THIS - is amazingly adorable - needs more notes

[shatteredengineer]

haahahahaha.mp3

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

  Pulling on your sunglasses again to hid the embarrassment from that comment you take few spoonfuls of ice cream as well. “You did not need to take part in such an action even with my lack of a spoon prior to  recieving a new spoon.”

You sweat a bit and flush at her words, “I-um-,” you take in a spoonful of ice cream so you don’t make yourself look even more foolish. “I have been busy is all,” you move your hand palm up for hers to set in yours then frown a bit. “You say this as if I am a child,” you say then flush and sweat at her question. Setting your spoon in the ice cream before you can snap it. “M-Mika, may we not speak of personal plans here in a public area.”

[shatteredengineer]

"yes but it is cute and we do not want your ice cream to melt, do we?" You take a few cherries and pop them into your mouth. While he keeps talking, you're fiddling with the stems inside your mouth, trying not to smirk too much. 

"we are both children Equius though, due to the shenanigans I will apparently be turning 18 soon." You remark while rolling your eyes. "not that it really matters." You have to fiddle a little more before sticking your tongue out, showing two knotted cherry stems. "I do not mean it in a sexual manner."

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

  Sighing in relief you pull your hand back, a worried look appearing on your face as you look at her bruise. Though you frown and look away as she says you hadn’t had a problem with it before. Shifting in your seat a bit you see that the guy had left a new spoon for you.

"Possibly," you mutter, "I have yet to fight aneigh of my bots recently, nor Captor for the fact that his powers have yet to come back." You pause a moment, "I have simply been growing, as Aurthour says, my STRENGTH is growing as well it seems." You mutter look at your hands. "I have not been getting much sleep for I am working on a set of gloves that c001d relieve my STRENGTH, but products have done little."

[shatteredengineer]

Good, he has a new spoon. You take a bite of his ice cream and you wink at him, though it hurts to wink with the eye you did. Oh. You get back to work on your ice cream after that, smiling. "awww, that means you do not have to be fed by me anymore!" You joke.

"Equius oh my poor darling, you have nothing to get your anger out on." You gently place your hand over his and think slightly. "yes yes, you are still young. you are a bit younger than me are you not? no biggie." Strength reducing gloves huh? You have to remember that. "you should really get some sleep. how about a massage to relieve those tired muscles too?"

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

  Looking at her a moment you look at her then nod slowly, “Alright, I STRONGLY hope that this will be a positive occurrence.” You slowly and carefully move your free hand to her and set your hand on her cheek.

Slowly you agree, “I hope so, it creates an unpleasant emotion knowing that you are stuck in the void of despair,” you run your thumb carefully over her check. Unfortunately you see the faint makings of a bruise and you pull your hand away from her face. “I apologize,” you say immediately.

[shatteredengineer]

"this will be a positive experience my dear! please do trust me." You gently place your hand over the hand on your cheek, smiling lightly. "I know what I am doing. kind of. do not worry for me, I can handle myself." 

"I am not in despair anymore. a STRONGER Mika is coming out, you will see!" A soreness rises in your cheek, but you remain stoic in that matter. You instantly pull his hand back to your cheek, being gentle. "what? you did nothing wrong, it is fine, do not worry." You just wanted to be held.

[equius-zahhak-schoolstuck]

Reveling in the touch of her hand you return the slight smile, “I trust you, you needn’t worry about that.” Though you purse your lips a moment then nod, “I know fully that you are STRONG enough to tend to yourself Mika, it’s another reason as to why I feel so flush for you, though there are many reasons.

Looking at her in surprise as you follow allow with the motion though the gets worse from what you can see. “Mika please, I wish not to injure nor hurt you. Please allow me to place may hand on the table so that I may not injure you further.”

[shatteredengineer]

"I feel very flushed for you too Equius. I was so happy to find out you were here." You kiss his other hand, then lean across the table to kiss his cheek. He really is quite wonderful, he makes you feel so happy and you're just so inlove with the man in front of you right now.

You let him take his hand away reluctantly. "I am fine. you do not have to worry about me Equius...you never had a problem with that before though.. are you just having some stress issues lately my dear..?"