Legend of Zelda: Quest for the Shattered Relic

Background art by CaffeinatedParadox

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Introductions + Master Post

I like being organized.

Hello everyone! My name is Kate (she/her) and I am the dm of this wild campaign. My players do know of this blog and a few actively send things in, like notes. The game is ran on Roll20 and on discord. The setting is the the Hyrule Setting on dandwiki. The game is so beautifully unbalanced and that is a bit of the fun.

Campaign Songs;

Take my Breath Away

Stay Dead

Important Dates;

12/4/24. First Session.

2/12/25. Start of the Blog.

3/6/25. Link's Death?

7/10/25. The Kyle Incident.

Active Tags;

#Shattered Relic Campaign Notes. For notes regarding what is going on in the game :3. Session 2 is missing.

#Submissions from Players :3. Lovely submissions. Most are cursed.

#Shattered Relic Campaign. Master Tag!

#Shattered Relic Asks. Asks Tag.

Characters and who they are played by;

Michi. Hylian Time sage/dragon scion. Played by @omsrandom

Sheix Astor, Hylian/Sheikah Mask Scion. Played by @caffeinatedparadoxx

Dekula, Deku Scrub Opportunist/Hunter. Played by @elykt

Argalia Adyeshach, Twili Demon Scion. Player is not on Tumblr

Granate. Sheikah Oathsworn/Poe Scion/Shadow Sage. Player is not on Tumblr.

Hodus, Lolian, Mystic opportunist. Player is on tumblr.

Height Chart!

Soavhm 'Viv'. Gerudo Hunter. Player is not on Tumblr. Due to long standing complications, The player will no longer be joining us. In fact blocked and Viv's Lorule counterpart got eaten by a false hydra. And she's been retconned.

Art;

Michiko; By @omsrandom

Sheix; by @caffeinatedparadoxx

FISH; By @chubsmol

Prayer; By @omsrandom

Notes Master List;

Session 1; Oasis meet and greet. Meeting Ravio.

Session 2; Garden Warfare.

Session 3; Entrance into Gerudo Town

Session 4; Boko elimination for Ice. Start of the Eclipse.

Session 5; Leaving the Desert.

Session 6; Investigating the Village that God Forgor. Killing Poes.

Session 7; Deadhand Fight.

Session 8; Shopping for the ball! End of the Eclipse.

Session 9; The Ball and the Death of Courage.

Session 10; Evacuation.

Session 11; Public Display of Fealty. Patricide.

Session 12; Southwards to Faron. Investigating Ordon.

Session 13; Lost Woods and the Library. Astor.

Session 14; Continuation of the Temple. Release of the Sword.

Session 15; Death Sword boss fight. Introduction of Astor. Return to Ordon. Level 6 achieved.

Session 16; Eepy. Yiga Ambush.

Session 17; Traversing the forest to the Temple of Time. Sheix drew the Sword.

Session 18; Guardians of Time. Meeting Sheik. Travel Northeast.

Session 19; Continuation of Travel into Kakariko and Death Mountain.

Session 20; Meeting the Sage of Fire. Entrance into the Goron Mines.

Session 21; Goron Mines. Elemental Beyblade.

Session 22; Goron Mines. New Hat?

Session 23; Goron Mines. Party finds rest.

Session 24; Goron Mines. Bombs set. Astor. Volvagia Boss Fight. Level 7 achieved.

Session 25; Tea time in Kakariko! Buying Bombs.

Session 26; Ravio!!!! Also Bad new for Sheix

Session 27; Hidden Village! Master Sword penith jokes to Impa

Session 28; Training? Fucked up 'dream'!

Session 29; The GIRLS (gender neutral) ARE FIGHTING

Session 30+31; HE'S PULLING HIS BANANA OUT. yiga ambush.

Session 32-33: Oneshit

Session 34: Shanura’s proposal.

Session 35: Counterparts part 1

Session 36: Yiga 'infiltration', poylcule

Session 37: Yiga infiltration. Bomb defusal

Session 38: Cont. Of infiltration

Session 39: Spirit temple?

Session 40: 1 YEAR ANIVERSERY!!! Cont. of Spirit Temple.

Session 41: Boss fight. Level 8 achieved.

Session 42: New player, end of act 1.

Session 43: Zelda is dead!

Session 44: Zelda is alive?

Session 45: Wisteria!

Sessions 46-47: FIGHT and travel and Ravio

Session 48: FISH

Session 49-50: Travel westward through the cold

Session 51, 52, 53: Ice cave! Also, want a break from the ads?

MVP Stats;

As of Session 10

Volvagia boss fight

Shared Info;

Granate's player found out who the Letters are. Michi's player found out who the Letters are.

Whispers

The girls are fighting!!

Eavesdropping

Oaths.

the Exes talking.

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Session 51, 52, & 53 Notes

May 2nd, 1242

Michi, Granate, Dekula, and Sheix explore the ice cavern. Granate and Sheix take the left passage way, while Dekula and Michi take the right. Michi and Dekula find two ice walls blocking the way. Granate and Sheix find more ice creatures.

After the fight, Michi falls into freezing water. In the next room, there’s a Colmanos who threw Granate into a spike pit. Ouch. Once the enemies are defeated, a chest appears, with a Double Edged Ring and 16 rupees. We take a small rest to regain our stamina/magic, and discuss a few things.

During this rest, Granate and Michi reach out to contact Shelia and Tommi/Kokta

Granate-Shelia Conversation:

G - “Hey Shelia. Granate and gang. Checking in on how well you’re doing. Let me know and I’ll share what I can. twenty-five words or less.”

S - “We’re doing fine, moved anyone who survived to the yiga hideout. Shanura told us. Saria told Shanura. They’re mad. Things are good? Fight well, friend.”

Michi-Kokta/Tommi Conversation

M - “Hey K, it’s Michi. Not sure if you remember or not. Just checkin in to see how everything’s going. Sheix says hi.”

K/T - “I’m good. I kinda remember things? Shelia has been helping. I feel like I’ve missed her. I heard that zelda died, but also not?”

M - “Well, that’s good. You… have a valid reason to miss her. I can’t really tell you about that, but… I did see Zelda go down…”

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We continue on!

Dekula is still, in fact, a war crime waiting to happen. We get a chest from killing the enemies in the room.

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Ok, NOW it’s boss fight time! It’s against a dozen Chilfos and a Kholdstare. Dekula went down once, and Sheix almost went down, but it’s ok! We defeate the Kholdstare, and Eb'lyn was trapped below the ice as it turned out. He’s a dick. Michi lets Shanura know that they have Eb'lyn.

M - We got Eb'lyn. A warning could have been nice. Any news?

S - I apologize, he’s new and it seems the ego has gotten into his head. Glad to know.

We manage to get a long rest!

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Session 49 & 50

May 1st, 1242

Michi, Granate, Argalia, Dekula, and Sheix spend the night in Zora's Domain before heading to Anouki Village. Granate is def dissociating. We get regular beds and rest, with no weird dreams (aside from Michi dreaming of Maxell the Cat).

We're given directions to the west cave that would take us out of the domain, and equip our cold weather gear. The cave is cold and filled with ice as we walk. As we reach the exit, there's a red-eyed creature in the cave. Correction, there's two, but using Haste on Dekula, it quickly turns into a slaughter.

We exit the cave to bone chilling cold. As we walk, we try to figure out why exactly Eb'lyn is here. There's something blue flying in the sky. It's an Ice Gleeok, most likely the one from the Hidden Village raid.

We have to cross a river, where Sheix falls in twice. There's old big cat prints in the snow. The road disappears, but we managed to stay on course. We come across a lake with ice patches to walk on. Sheix falls into the lake. Granate almost gets taken out by a mysterious ice hand. We ended the night at the top of the peak, in the middle of a snowstorm. Poor Granate takes two levels of exhaustion.

May 2nd, 1242

There's a dragon somewhere. It's at Anouki.

When we camp for the night, we find a weird cave that feels like a Sage, so Michi went in immediately. Bad idea. There were enemies in there. Both Dekula and Sheix get frozen fighting them.

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Todays session is brought to you by the word 'Cuck'!

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FISH!!!!!

FISH!!!!!!!

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Player Character Height Chart

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Session 48 Notes

April 29th, 1242

Michi, Granate, Argalia, Dekula, Hodus, and Sheix continue to Zora's Domain, stopping to camp for the night. Michi once again prays for guidance on the topic of Astor.

Granate takes first watch, with Michi taking second, saying her prayer. She feels acknowledged and sees the moon as an eye for a brief moment. Like they wish to speak, but it's not the right time.

I pray to thee, divines of the worlds. Hylia, Din, Nayru, Farore, Fierce Deity, Solaris, Lolia, guide me though these fields, shine your light across my blind eyes. The path we walk is dangerous, and a deal has been offered. I wish for the best of this world, for us to save those who can be saved. The spellcaster wishes to use our world's triforce to rebuild his world's one. Is this possible? Can we achieve his wish for sun while defeating the demon king? Or is his agreement nothing more than a grasp for smoke?

Sheix takes third watch. He also feels the moon staring, but judgmentally this time.

We're able to make it to the entrance of the domain when we wake up. We come to also realize Hodus also doesn't know how to swim. It's a maze. Hodus fails a stealth check, triggering combat with a Blue Bokoblin, two Red Bokoblins, a Black Moblin, a Large Moblin, and a Boss Bokoblin. Michi ends up sending one of the red bokos into the downfall timeline, oops. What's with her and vaporizing bokos? (It's definitely because of her backstory)

We're finally in the domain, with Michi immediately trying to get intel for the group. Michi buys a seafood boil for the group from Reefla. She immediately gives it to Sheix to cook. For the funny of it, we roll an allergy roll, with a 1 or 2 being allergy. Michi got a 3. Mild allergy time. Granate has mild to severe angst of his backstory happening in the domain.

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Session 46 & 47 Notes

April 28th, 1242

Michi, Granate, Argalia, Dekula, Hodus, and Sheix head off to Zora's Domain to get warm clothes before they go to Anouki Village to help Eb'lyn. Ravio, like a shark when it smells blood, heard us talking about needing to do shopping, and appears. Michi isn't happy that he followed their cart, but asks about winter/cold clothes. With five potions of healing lowering the price from 90 to 65 rupees per person. Granate buys clothes for himself and Dekula, while Sheix gets himself and Michi some. Hodus and Argalia do not need them being from the Twilight Realm/Lorule.

Ravio asks the others for help as we shop, mainly for making sure he didn't get arrested for breaking house arrest/tax evasion. The group has Michi cast Sending to Astor telling him that the Triforce of Courage was shattered and to abandon his plan. Astor, instead, offers a team up, though we're all pretty sure he's going to backstab us. That being said, everyone lowkey agrees that Astor's want to gather Hyrule's triforce to repair Lorule's triforce is something they would do. If we could find a way to do it morally...

Astor Sends Michi that he will be waiting for them in Lorule. Eventually, the group begins to head to Anouki Village, stopping for the night after only two hours. During the night, Michi prays for guidance...

The group takes turn on guard duty. Michi prays while we set up camp.

April 29th, 1242

We continue on. On Lake Hylia's bridge, 7 people are marching. It's drizzling. Two are Darknut, two Iron Knuckle, four Light Darknut. Michi, Hodus, and Sheix all take turns going down. Thankfully Fierce Deity was there to aid once we finally got his attention.

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Session 45 Notes

April 26th, 1242

Michi, Granate, Argalia, Dekula, Hodus, and Sheix speak to Saria, explaining what happened. As it turns out, Dekula killing Zelda was a hastily made plan to make Ganondorf and Astor think she was dead. She's staying with the Skull Kids in their village.

We find a Skull Kid, but Dekula says to play hide and seek, so now we have to seek :/ Granate and Argalia find them. Saria asks if they've seen Wisteria. They don't answer properly

There's an individual that no one can approach. If they do, a new target is located. He can shoot from anywhere in the realm. No one knows what he looks like. Argalia wandered off during this convo, and when Michi went to find them, revealed that the freeshooter can target anyone, and isn't limited to the twilight realm.

While in the skull kid village, Granate hands out bananas while Argalia and Wysteria scheme to ADD SOULS TO MAJORA'S MASK????

We leave the village to start heading towards Eb'lyn

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(The party doing shennanigans)

Michi: Oh, Din guide us.

Wysteria: Don't you mean Saria?

Saria: Or Farore? She made life after all.

Michi: I would normally pray to Nayru for wisdom, but it appears she passed over our group upon our creation

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The true BBEG isn’t Ganon or Astor.

It’s Woahluigi.

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Session 44 Notes

April 26th, 1242

Michi, Granate, Argalia, Dekula, Hodus, and Sheix must come to terms with Zelda's demise.

Michi is in denial, and goes to brew healing potions while the others contemplate. Ravio is behind a boulder. He's slumped against it. His pulse is... there? She ends up feeding her potion she just made to him, causing him to wake.

With Granate, Argalia, Hodus, and Sheix, Shanura struggles to pick Link up, and he starts to come to. He's just staring at the sky, not saying anything.

Back to Michi, Ravio says he doesn't remember much of the fight. Michi tries to see if he's willing to hold onto Astor's Astrolabe, which he will, for a cost. Uh oh. She does tell him it may be better if he goes back into Lorule even with Astor there. He can't unless he has a lawyer, to wich Michi just says 'fuck it, sure' and agrees to help him when they go into the Twilight Realm.

Granate is waiting for everyone to agree to contact Dekula, while Hodus chews on pebbles? Argalia, Sheix, and Hodus agree. Maena points out the obvious when it's talked about Dekula killing Zelda. Granate admits to only hearing it.

Michi gets a Sending from Dekula, telling her that she's going to Saria and to meet her there. She tells the rest of the party and after a brief talk, agree to have the cart be taken to Ordon before teleporting to the Temple of Time, where Saria is waiting.

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Don't mind me, I'm just Yuzu posting. After this latest session, I'm sure she would worry quite a lot for the party!!