ShatterFryThePlasmicShell

Hey there. I’m a graphic artist. Sometimes I make cool art, and sometimes I say funny things. Sometimes I do both at the same time! Imagine that!

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

[oliver-sonntag]

[tangletots]

[kumagawa]

[earthdad]

you go to the club and this guy smacks your girl’s butt what do you do?

[thebootydiaries]

dam,,.. she his girl now

[snorlaxatives]

[birdnormal]

send me the chubbiest kitten

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[wolfpurplemoon]

[dogsenpai]

[chapblock-deactivated20160907]

me n my gamer gf

gf: (turns her PS4 on) me: babe… you’re so good at video games

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *stares into the void*

The Void: *stares back*

Me: *winks*

The Void: *blushes*

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[old-hopes-and-boots]

Death Valley, CA, by Dizzy Atmosphere

[girljeremystrong]

Jenny Slate: STAGE FRIGHT

[animatedtext]

no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

[nervousirl-deactivated20211112]

Currently my favorite Tik Tok account is this guy pretending that his hairless Sphinx cat is a drunk

[tlirsgender]

Zuko.. Makes more sense when you remember he doesn't get a lot of sleep. Like canonically he's just so tired most of the time

[tlirsgender]

When he was instantly nicer to Iroh after getting sick? That's because he took a fucking nap

[tlirsgender]

I should rewatch atla and take note of how stupid and/or angry he's acting + how much sleep he got prior I think I'm onto something here I think I can statistically prove that Zuko is like this because he's tired

[tlirsgender]

This is Zuko