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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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trying on a metaphor
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macklin celebrini has autism
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

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@shavingprivateryan
me: *clicks a settings menu*
my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)
Y’all know you can get free Youtube Red by going to Redtube.com right smh
poplar tundlr blog: haha that moment when u don’t like someone *gif of sad cat* (18,999 notes)
me: quality photo of my foot, 720p x 400p, has a wife and 2 kids……..(2 notes)
There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me
-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”
we haven’t even covered:
-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times
Satan is homosexual, and God is only sending homosexuals to Hell in an attempt to set him up with someone.
Christians: gay people are filthy abominations and they’re gonna burn in hell for eternity Y'all demons: make this post
Nikki: Miley, What’s good?
Miley:
me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg
so what now
[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?
at family dinners
me: talk less, smile more
me: don't let them know what you're against or what you're for