pizza slayer

Shay Mitchell, model, actress, go getter. 

[shay-bright]

taylorkitcsh:

That’s a harsh wish to ask for. You’re a cruel woman. You saw me cross my legs? Like I was getting comfortable? 

I am. I am a cruel Diva, as you know. Ah, no. I saw you walking in a drunk way, that’s it. Not that not all of us weren’t doing the same. 

[shay-bright]

davyjf:

That much might be true, so next year, we’ll drag you along so we can compare! I’m a great friend, I brought macarons back all the way from France, just for you Shay, how dare you say such a thing! That’s probably the one I would go with too, if I’m being honest. Getting more trashed always seems like a better solution. Are you playing in the charity game this weekend because you can make up for it then, right?

Please do. I make sure no one is getting married close to the date, just for sure. Okay, you’re a great friend, but don’t try to fake to me that you brought it to me. You have a list of other 523412 friends to be nitce too, don’t fool me. Yes, and that remindes me that we never got trashed together. What does that says about our friendship? And no, I’m not going to play! I aint going to the game either, not in a good place to public events like that. But you go and make me proud. Whatever that means. 

[shay-bright]

stefigerm:

You know what would be the ultimate plot twist? Getting into trouble anyway and testing out whether or not they would bail you out—that’s a sign of a true friend. A truck for me to dance upon?! Come on, I’d be having you dance with me! Definitely betting on you to get nominated and win. Trip to Vegas, then?

You know what? I feel like I should really do that. If no one comes I know you will. Ah, I wuold love that. Can you promise that when everything fail I’ll have a spot on your dancing team? Honey, thank you. Really. It means a lot. YEP, but first, one to NY. I’ll do my best to be outside on the Grammy Carpet to see you.

[shay-bright]

Text ✉ Aubrey

Aubrey: Do you really think I'd be texting you if I were? No, there's no sexing. You can come over. We can order pizza and drink wine. Maybe talk shit.

Aubrey: Same but I'm lazy.

Aubrey: I guess we should go shopping soon, though.

Shay: Oh yeah, right, I'm sorry.

Shay: I'll just come over then, let the door open - like you did on the first time we ever saw each other by the way.

Shay: Let's make plans when we see each other.

[shay-bright]

xolively:

Do you think that’s going to be a difficult challenge for me, Shay? Easy! I think being wasted is far worse than enduring a sugar rush, but okay. You’re on. The next party, we’re going to do this, okay? Why wouldn’t I? I wouldn’t lie to you. If it’s a sticker I owe you, it’s a sticker you’re going to get. Oh, please! Forward me that list, please and thank you. I may need the Blake things, too! As a gentle reminder of how I need to act like. Now, I have this grave need to keep you proud! I’m sure you’re fine. You can’t be any worse than Ryan. He’s the lost cause, here. Look into projects within Bayview. I’m positive you can, really, advance your career while staying in town. You didn’t! Trust me. 

You’re right. That’s not a even challenge, a drunk me woutl de sloppy and messy and a sugar high you would probably be behind me trying to fix everything. It’s not going to work. BUT - sugar high for both of us is probably the best fit. Can you imagine the both of us in a kitchen with too much energy? Forget the kitchen. The two of us doing anything at all would be funny. If i do foward that list would you not laugh of me? There’s a few embarassing things there. Okay, we will do this, but mainly cause I really wanna taste that grave now. I’ll, for sure! As soon as the LA thing gets a little less busy. Okay, I’ll trust you don that one.  

[shay-bright]

xolively:

Hey! When Janel and I planned this party, we had no that it would be the day after the bachelor party. Not our fault, Shay! Oh, I figured you weren’t. There isn’t any other reason why you’d wear sunglasses inside unless you were hungover. I’m sorry! I went all out, I know! I couldn’t help myself. There’s so many recipes I ran into that I couldn’t make for this event. I had nobody stopping me either, so. I’m not at fault for this, either! You, so, didn’t beat me, at all, Shay! I kicked your ass. Fair and square.

No, nope, I won’t aceppt it . You guys just made a party where the main player was down, it’s like -- not cool. Yeah, I’m sorry about that. Did I looked like a bitch? Like a high school bitch? It wasn’t my intention I swear. All I did was sti in the corner with glasses, drinking water in a straw and eat all the sugar I could. Next time you’re planning something, please call me? I won’t stop you from making amazing food, but I’ll taste everything before anyone does.  Of course you won, I was dead inside. I didn’t even played anything. I swear, next time, you and me all the way down. 

[shay-bright]

edwardhardy:

That was not what I said. I wa sin Vegas yes, but I was a bit scared that i would end doing what i shouldn’t like drinking or anything so I was just playing games and making money as the awesome gambling man I am (it’s a joke). How did you ended enjoying that?

It’s fine old man, let’s move on. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! You’re in fucking Vegas? And you left me alone like that? I feel really betrayed right now. Yes, I was there, drunk and gambling. I almost lost a shoe Tom, a shoe! You could have helped. Ugh, I kinda hate you right now.

[shay-bright]

roberttsemma:

That sounds like a fun kind of drunk anyways so you are ood. what are your plans for the week now, though?

It was, it was the fun kind of drunk. Not fun next days, but yeah. Well, I have to keep my LA game strong, so I’ll be there for the weekend - then it’s just working. How about you?

[khxwoosung]

Smoke

[shay-bright]

leejoon88:

Out of all the people that came in, one in particular had this look like they were on a mission. She approached him without hesitation and asked him a rather unique question. An amused laugh came from his lips, whoever this lady was she was straightforward. Changseon admired that and with a sly grin replied, “Your number. Formal introductions aren’t your thing but I’m Changseon…Joon if that’s easier. So what’s your name?” This was a win-win for him because there was no way she was going to guess his drink and he would her number all in one go. Coming out tonight wasn’t such a bad idea after all. “Guess away,” he smiled. 

“I like Changseon better. But Lee is the first name, isn’t it?”, She knew who he was first, that’s why no introductions were needed on her side. Shay of course, wans’t that lucky. The woman looked at him, behind the layers of eyeliners she had on. As model, she was trained to leave the house without looking flawless, even though Shay felt like she was much more down to earth and sportsy and the others. “I’m Shay Michell”, offering a hand for him to shake, she had a smile on for the first time. Canadian genes didn’t left her after all.

“Call me a dumb model, but I don’t get it. If I get your drink right, you get my number...?” her serious broke a bit by a fun laugh,, half really asking, half teasing. She was too amused by this encounter by now. “But okay, let’s do this... You’re a smoker, so you can take a strong alcohol. And you’re older than you look, so you problably not into trendy drinks---”, she trails off, nodding her head. “Still, you’re not american. Which makes this really hard. Aren’t you going to give me a hint?”

[shaymitchelloneverything]

[shay-bright]

Text ✉ Aubrey

Aubrey: I miss you too!

Aubrey: I don't even know what my next event is but you know you can always come along.

Aubrey: Well, y'know, you Canadians are the best kind of people anyway.

Shay: Are you sexing Chris or can I come over and sleep?

Shay: Also I need to buy the fucking dress.

Shay: We are, we are. I won't even argue with that.

[shay-bright]

tillucas:

So I was in the grocery store the other day grabbing some alcohol, as twenty-seven year olds do, and here comes the most stereotypical granny on planet earth. Short white curls and all. She starts pointing out different drinks that she thinks are really good, which struck me as weird as fuck because who knew old people drank? This went on for so long that I finally picked up a pack of her favorite and waved goodbye to the alcohol wizard and was on my way. Long story short, Granny has bad taste and I have an entire pack of nasty alcohol. Free booze at my place. But only until the twelve pack is gone. Then you have to get your own shit.

I can’t believe you met the alcohol wizard and did not took advantage of that. I’m sure you just don’t have a good taste or that you heard it wrong, no way a good granny comes your way to give you tips on drinks and just don’t like it. Maybe you’re too soft? I don’t know. What is the nasty alcohol anyway? Are we talking about beers or---? Oh, how nice. I am not sharing my good wine with that offer. 

[shay-bright]

emroseclarke:

The Mother of Boxes has returned, and she’s better and blonder than ever! Anakin’s here, too, for those of you that know him, and he’s all big now! Finally growing into his wolf paws. I have a lot of catching up to do and probably a lot of apologies to make, but Thrones doesn’t start up until next year, so you guys should have me back for a grand chunk of time! For those of you that don’t know me, though, I’m Emilia. It’s good to be back. What have I missed?

Welcome back Emilia! I must say, short blonde looks amazing on you, really! I could never pull that color. I almost don’t pull dark blonde, I can’t even image your shade. You have missed a lot but at this point it’s just best that we forget all and start again. Maybe you getting here is our chance to redo our life. It would be magical and much needed. How about you? Ready for the new year?

[iwannrheonn]

Tea Break || S & I

[shay-bright]

iwannrheonn:

“Full Christmas?” Iwan questioned as he stopped his task and turned to face Shay with false-shock on his face. “We might have to…” He creases, his face transforming into a grin of cheek. “I think this might have to stay between me and you though, pretty sure you can get arrested for stuff like this these days.” Sarcasm flooded from his mouth as he began scrolling through his phone for Christmas songs.

Admiring Shay’s dog as she spoke, he nodded in agreement.  “You look like you’re ready for a good bit of Christmas-ing!!” He chimed as he looked at Shay modelling her apron. “What’ll it be? How does some George Michael sound to you?" 

“Thanks”, she smiles, smothing down her apron before getting close to him again. Shay loved anything Christmas, mostly because of her family, but the last one has been a bit odd. So she could use a opportunity to make things easy again. Looking around to reach for kitchen suplies, she started her duty. 

“George Michael - bringing the big guns already?”, she giggles and then starts to bite her own mouth. “Hey do you have chocolate and some flour? I think I can make us some Christmas cookies! Then we can have a full meal”.

[shay-bright]

Text ✉ Aubrey

Aubrey: That's part of my charm. I bring good things but also bad things. There's no in-between.

Aubrey: It was so much fun. A lot of snow which I'm so fucking sick of but a lot of fun. I should've made you tag along with me.

Aubrey: Look at you being all nice. You're great. And I'd probably punch anyone who disagrees in the face.

Shay: That's why you're awesome.

Shay: God I miss you.

Shay: Take me to your next event. I'm right now enjoying the fact that everyone that I bet on SAG won.

Shay: I have be nice to you at times cause I have to keep my Canadian act going on you know?

[shay-bright]

gambling feelings (shay & taylor)

[shay-bright]

taylorkitcsh:

“Just make sure that I don’t end up in a ditch somewhere and we’ll be good.” He laughed, hoping that it wouldn’t actually become an issue where the party ended up finding him in some weird ditch or alley. That would really ruin the trip for everyone. But he had to remember to pace himself with the alcohol for now. After all, the day was only beginning and he had the entire afternoon to drink. 

“Yeah, guess you’re right about that.” Just then the waitress came around and Taylor asked for another round of drinks for both of them. “Alright, if you say so. But you can’t ask me for a loan now that you said that.” Taylor chuckled, taking another large sip of his beer before he continued on with the next game. “So if you lose everything…. oh well.” He semi-joked, pressing the button to start another game. 

“I’ll find a good couch for you in the lobby, don’t worry”, she smiled, nodding her head. “If not for you, for Emma. I told her we would have fun, not die in Vegas”. Shannon put her tongue out, something the did once she really wanted to focus. The game wasn’t hard, but Shay had barely ever been in a Cassino. 

She did let her dark lens touch her nose when he was wondering the next round. The Canadian woman mouthed wine to the waiter. She could drink light, but it didn’t need to be beer. “Pff. I’ll have to loan you some dignity when this is over, wait and see”, a laugh burst her lips. It was not that she was competitive. The thing was she was SUPER competitive. “I. Will. Not. Lose”, the girl said as she pressed the buttons. At the end, she pointed at the screen showing that she had won.

[shay-bright]

taylorkitcsh:

Oh, I watched and laughed the entire time. The guy was probably more drunk than I was and that’s saying something. And I already made my peace with going to hell anyway, so I’m good. 

That was not good man. I hope someone does the same to you someday. I mean, I did saw you cross your legs one or two times while we were trying to change games. I’m sure you will make hell a fun time, though.