[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[nutsacktorturer]

she’s been dead for 10 years

[honeybooboothefool]

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a6]

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

[poptabprincess]

There’s a number in your url

[a6]

[charlottekaye]

If you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not

[theweirdwideweb]

Me: Can’t wait to watch this comedian I loved as a kid!!! Comedian: sexism sexism sexism homophoooobia sexism amirite? Me: 

[voicesbyzane]

*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I’ve ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[luvbey]

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY BACK OR DO THE LITTLE SKIN TRACE THING OR PLAY WITH MY HAIR OH MY LAWD

[juviavevo]

“I hate cats” Yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? What the fuck?? What the fuck what the

[bulbiedorf]

Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay

Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[edwad]

i identify as an inconvenience to the world

[little-kitten-cutiepie-deactiva]

Daddy: Where’s my little girl?

Me: *covers face with blankie*

Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!

Me: *pops head up and giggles*

Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!

Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*

[askdrpig]

*slurps up the puddle*

[fuckyeahatari2600]

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[draegaa]

@un-shit-yourself

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[shubbabang]

its that time again folks