idk i just work here

• perpetually sleepy pastry chef • she/her • 🖤

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[insecuregodcomplex]

[catchymemes]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[softwaring]

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[mevil]

[quakerjoe]

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[importantcatpics]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[blackpyrefly]

[generaljenobi]

[bewbin]

all the screws you forgot to use when making the furninture is like a little snack as a reward at the end

[shaysbaked]

GUYS lmao I just found a bunch of my text posts from like… 11 years ago (big huge yikes) when I was a junior in hs absolutely CRASHING the fuck out because I did NOT understand my algebra class at all 💀 the way I wanna find 17 year old me, give her a good squeeze and say “buddy… pal… you’re going to be a baker and a stay at home mom it literally Does Not matter that you don’t know how to do a logarithm”