Yikes.

James. 23. Bay Area, California. Forever in love with my soulmate. "If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[speedysedgwick]

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

[chorusofravenousangels]

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

[nocakeno]

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

[love]

“We’re on the same wavelength. We’re connected that way, even if I’m away from her.” ― Haruki Murakami. Drawing by Juan Osorno.

[thefinefriend1]

IF YOU SEE YOUR HOMEBOY HARASSING A WOMAN WHO IS CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE, SAY SOMETHING BITCH BOY.

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[toxicmesss-deactivated20170107]

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit.

[stability]

[melonmemes]

[jasper-rolls]

[twitterlols]

[munchiezxx]

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

[feliciteacup]

i made it better

[andrewtheconfusedmemefuck]

Better is not how I would describe that

[stacysadistic]

[thelordmidnite-deactivated20140]