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I'm Shannon! ♓ ♀ 19 years old Straight girl Suffering from a chronic illness but battling through it like a bad-ass amazonian goddess! ENFP. In my family I'm the black sheep with blonde hair.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Alright then

[powerburial]

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne

[kumagawa]

[ninazuu]

[unsettlingstories]

Polar vortex tiddys.

[unclefather]

@staff

[actualmermaid]

Whoever’s running the humane society twitter has a great sense of humor

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[gdi-fridays]

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[cybergata]

[adequategatsbys]

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[stimman3000]

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[rainbowdogma]

roomba.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

he monch

[teathattast]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.