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Attempting to educate The Youth | I always think I’m done with this hell site and I keep crawling back | can i go live in a studio ghibli movie yet? | dyke | she/her | 26

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cottoncandylesbo]

and now for the touchening finish!

[hotterthanhades]

every wikipedia editor in america right now

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[splickedylit]

@slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[importantcatpics]

[jesterlesbian]

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

me studying anything in history

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theabigailthorn]

THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS, THE MOVIE

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[talesfromtreatment]

Kinda funny story: we took our cat for a check-up back in 2024 and things went smoothly but when we got the documentation I think there was a slight miscommunication about when he was last weighed and how much he weighed.

He is... dust...

Congratulations on your 95 year old domestic short-air.

[the-haiku-bot]

Congratulations

on your 95 year old

domestic short-air.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pictures-of-dogs]

pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry