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2026 TUMBLR WHITENESS CENSUS
There are SIX questions total in reblogs, the end will be marked by large green text. If you don’t see all six, check reblogs and grab the version with the ending note.
1/6 - Do you identify as some flavor of white?
White
Non-white
Only considered white outside of imperial core
Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here
Answers amended from the 2025 census based on feedback. If you’re mixed, choose what feels right to you I’m not here to do phrenology or paper bag test you but don’t make it my problem either. When in doubt, ask yourself: would the whites kill you too in the race war?
This census is US-centric because so is tumblr, unfortunately. This poll is also starting with a heavy Black/racialized bias due to my personal followers. The main point of this census is to see how white-dominant the site is currently compared to prior years, as well
For the purpose of this census, Imperial Core will be defined as the following: United States, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa, basically all of Western Europe, Japan, and Israel. If you want to argue about any of these designations, too bad maybe they should stop colonizing.
Reblog from question 6/6 below!
2/6 So is you Black or nah?
Ye
Nah
Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here
Not considered Black in my country, but considered Black elsewhere
3/6 How about trans?
Transfemme
Transmasc
Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TMA*
Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TME*
Non-binary but don’t consider yourself trans
Agender
Two-Spirit
Otherwise cultural gender (please share I wanna know!!)
Other not listed
Cisgender
Note for clarification:
*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.
4/6 Are you currently inside or outside the imperial core? (Defined in first post)
Imperial core
Semiperiphery
Periphery
Immigrated to imperial core from outside of it
Other/Complicated
5/6 How many Black people would *actually* call YOU their friend? Online counts.
I’m non-Black, 0
I’m non-Black, 1-2
I’m non-Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends
I’m non-Black, 3-6
I’m non-Black, 7+
I’m Black, 0
I’m Black, 1-2
I’m Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends
I’m Black, 3-6
I’m Black, 7+
I have less than 3 friends total.
6/6! How many TMA* (Transfemme, some non-binary, etc.) people would *actually* call YOU their friend?
I’m TME, 0
I’m TME, 1-2
I’m TME, 1-2 but I have <8 friends
I’m TME, 3-6
I’m TME, 7+
I’m TMA, 0
I’m TMA, 1-2
I’m TMA, 1-2 but I have <8 friends
I’m TMA, 3-6
I’m TMA, 7+
I have less than 3 friends total
*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.
THIS IS THE END! Please reblog for bigger sample pool 💖🙏🏽
[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.
youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
hey I heard that me groping your tits makes them bigger. we should try it.
reblog to grope prevs tits
Deltarune Fun Fact:
Okay. Toby Fox. I know you follow this blog on an alt so listen to me. You need to approach Fangamer. You need to tell them "We are going to make another outfit for the Ralsei plush, and it's going to be the dress from Chapter 5." Are you listening to me Toby? Yes I know it shows up for one brief scene for an optional minigame that most players aren't going to see. It doesn't matter. It's in the game now. You and Fangamer are going to make a deltrillion dollars if you do this, Toby.
hypothetical strawman I made up for this post: ugh the transgenders RUINED my favorite media properties, Guilty Gear Strive and The Amazing Digital Circus. i feel like all of my favorite MALE characters are suddenly being confirmed to be women. at least I can still play my other favorite game, Deltarune
i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen
if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable
i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry
this is what reading posts that refer to her as transei feels like
WHAT THE FUCK
kurt cobain simply the closeted transbian of all time I don't make the rules
Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.
The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.
To contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund, you can donate:
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seeing other transfems buy into transandrophobia is like. hey sister im deeply afraid for your safety and wellbeing but like any other antifeminist i know theres nothing i can say to change your mind so i can only hope you realize how wrong you are before it gets you killed
Femboys aren’t real, you’re just mad you can’t call trans women traps anymore.
"tumblr trans women are obsessed with the gender binary!" say the people who insist trans men can never be men, solely define trans women by their rape organ genitals, erase that trans women can have vaginas/belittle neovaginas, erase the existence of tma nonbinary people, erase the existence of intersex trans women, refuse to stop calling transfems "dude," "guy," and "man," insist men are actually oppressed for being men, and constantly insist trans women (both no-hrt and with hrt) can never experience misogyny like they, the "real females," do.
never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base
wish it wasn’t real but this went on for 30+ min of us begging her to understand that’s not correct at all
dying to know which textbook describes nationalism as bigotry against nations