inSANNE

I like food and my birthday

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

Hillary 2016

[runwithskizzers]

WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS

[lampertino]

BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

[melisica]

[basdos]

[wreck]

[ink-pedia]

Nathan Kostechko

[naturaekos]

:)

[rachelemartignoniportfolio]

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[vjeranski]

[witchbum]

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

[amortizing]

[sundaysbythesea]

[svshvkorpi]

[90377]

[northern-proper]

One of the hardest things you will ever have to do my dear is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.

My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)

[eggzaki]

idc (I do care)

[melisica]