shitfart

future gay english teacher, puzzle fiend, cat father, wasian korean american (he/him) 반한국 사람 입니다.

[shefferdz]

deafeningly mundane pinned

the way my PERSONAL and IMPENETRABLE mind fortress ABOSLUTELY MUST function.

hi! i'm shitfart, shit for short, and fart if you wanna take me out on a date.

in all seriousness, i'm shep. my pronouns are he/him and i'm 17 years old. i'm not 17 in the way that a disney child is forever stuck at 17, but more of a "college bound, been around" kind of 17. on the cusp of adult manhood 17. has had one heart break but it was a boy who looked like the outcome of a serial killer orgy with no redeeming traits what so ever 17.

i am old and withered, my bones rattle when a gust of wind wafts in my general direction.

i am also a liar. ive ghost written for john mulaney, dave chapelle, and jordan b peterson. ive been featured on the dreamsmp wiki. ive killed a gopher with my bare hands. im going to attend an elite university next semester and hopefully kill someone with my closest inner circle of trustfund babies so they can realize the breadth of their hubris. only two of those are lies.

now for the actual things.

i post art, poetry, outfits, shits, and farts giggles.

for art i tag: #shitfartart

poetry: #shitfartpoetry

outfits: #shitfartfits

shits: #shitfartshits

giggles: #shitfartgiggles

this is getting long, perhaps i should break it up with a funny photo.

i looked up haraboji and this is all that came up, where is grandpa?

oh! more facts about me:

i am korean, hence haraboji and grandpa. i dont really get a lot of korean media these days. maybe my disconnect comes from being mixed and not speaking enough korean to properly order food, but i can ask where the bathroom is and also insult the waitstaff, so that should be fine.

i am very queer in many ways, and i am a student journalist. i plan to be a professional one day so i can fulfil my personal dream of having an annual salary that will never surpass 65k.

i rarely buy new clothes. i buy second-hand because i'm financially frugal, not because it's more water friendly. i sometimes tell people the latter because i want them to feel bad about having enough money to buy sweatshop clothing.

okay i looked up joseon and thought i wouldn't find more k-dramas, so that's on me.

here are things i enjoy:

dungeons and dragons, pokemon, chainsaw man, witch hat atelier, toilet bound hanako kun, the twitch streamers that crawled out of the corpse of the dream smp bloodied and victorious, hasanabi, knitting, more things that i cannot summon onto this post as i write this.

i have overstayed my welcome on my own pinned post, will add blog content warnings as i go.

wrote this pre-college, im dating a wonderful man, am conversational in korean, get korean things, cook, sing, make things, and now i am happy. needed some anti-depressants but im here. i love my boy so much, my heartbreak is now inconsequential, my mania is still chronic but it’s more manageable now. i’m 18 going on 19, i’m nearly a year out with a man i’m dead set on marrying, and studying to be an english teacher.

감사합니다!

[shefferdz]

I NEED YOUR HELP!

Hello! I am a student of education, meaning I learn about learning! It’s awesome, but I need help from others to discuss topics of education from art!

I am looking for interviewees for a paper I am writing for a course about learning from cultural methods. I am writing about how we learn from art, and art as a learning environment. A part of my thesis for this essay is that:

1. Video games are art

2. Disco Elysium is a learning environment

What?

Yeah.

So, people who have played Disco Elysium and learned from it:

Would you like to do an interview with me?

FAQ:

Q: “Will this be published?”

A: No, this is for me and my prof (who is lovely lady).

Q: “How long will this interview take?”

A: 15 Minutes, but if we get our yap on it can be longer.

Q: “Can I do this anonymously?”

A: Absolutely, you can also interview under a pseudonym! I would love for you to share your name with me to use, but I will not pressure you to share your name if you choose not to.

If you have any other questions, MSG me here, send me an ask and I’ll add it to this post! Or! You can email me at: [email protected]

If you need proof of attendance at an accredited University, I can send that proof privately- don’t want to put out my full name on the internet. lolz

[stellesappho]

a compilation of my art about yearning on the yearning website dot com. prints available in my store 🌊

help me escape a homophobic country: get prints ✦ commission me ✦ donate ✦ share this post

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[shefferdz]

he looks so serene when he sleeps <3

makes me miss my bf…… i’m posting here because i feel so annoying posting on my insta and i like tumblr more (sorry zaddy zuck)

[shefferdz]

love the idea that instead of a white twink, bill cipher’s “human” form is just him disguised as the most common type of human on the planet; a middle aged asian dude

[versacies]

FAT DUDES

= HOT

[anarchistmemedistro]

[shefferdz]

got an ipad, decided to draw more of my little guy he’s (6’7”)

[shefferdz]

it’s nice that i’m going to be able to watch a new episode of the tv show i grew up watching in the closet of the section 8 apartment building me, my sibling, and my mother lived in when adventure time came out now that I’m 18 and going off to college. in my first three weeks or so of uni i’ll be back in a shoebox sized room watching my favorite cartoon on a laptop.

only this time, i’ll be better.

[shefferdz]

am i the only one who kind of doesn’t like the blood in fionna and cake?

i always thought it was funny when finn would cut monsters in half in adventure time and it was just… meat.

[not-the-archivist]

Oh your boyfriend? Oh sorry hes witnessing The Horrors. Yeah no he Opened the Door. I don't think he's coming back from this one.

[toothwormfactory]

[ID: Digital fanart of Barbie facing forward and smiling with her right hand reached out. She is dressed in a cardigan over a collared shirt, pink tie with gold stripes, and skirt with her hair blowing to the side. Sketchy pink eyes surround her and cast a pink glow onto her. The title “Barbie in the Magnus Archives” is written on the bottom. End ID]

I kinda want to draw the barbiestortion now.... maybe the barboneturner too...

EDIT: they have been drawn :]

[bethfuller]

disco elysium wip

[takethispotion]

"Goodnight detective" As for now, a colored lineart, i think i'll try to paint over it later, but as of rn I am too scared to do this >.< It's nice on it's own, i think :>

[nicecrumbart]

Attempting digital lino with Mr jarchavist

[nodosauriday]

Smashcut to Harry

I redid that one post. Because the quality was, well, abysmal. Thank you everyone

[swimmingleo]

shivers