Shelby

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[fromdove-deactivated20251112]

seeing my man with his canonical love interest 💔💔💔💔

[thememedaddy]

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

[headtraumasam]

that sassy walk tho inspired by this post by @prentissluvr

[prentissluvr]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS BROOOOO

[rowenagirl]

I love Sam bc he is so careful and polite and u can watch him put on his little 'I am a trustworthy young man who is so normal and good at socializing' mask when talking to witnesses ooh sympathetic nod hand on the shoulder. But he is SUCH A JUDGY BITCH. someone says something he finds yucky and he makes his patented little chihuahua face of disdain before tucking it away under his bland civil platitudes but every so often he will just toss out the read of the century like it's nothing to him. I will never get sick of this.

[chaosbarnes]

I love when Sam

PLEASE TELL ME YALL GET WHAT IM SAYING

[moonyontrack]

don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

[tootiredtobekind]

[indiestarlight-deactivated20250]

i talked to the butcher and he said i'm his favorite lamb he's ever slaughtered. and when i mentioned your name he didn't even remember slaughtering you

[chromaticabrasions]

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

[rabinovitch]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[devilofmidtownwest]

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

[galaxyedging]

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

[starr-finn-deactivated20250701]

Sorry guys, can't not reblog this

[wheretheyrot]

I love good news

[buckysforeverprincess]

One more time for the good discharge news in the morning!!

[book-of-baba-fett]

you don’t understand; being the one person the grumpy, strong man treats softly and with care WOULD fix me

[saintnataly]

the way obx stans talk about Pope you'd think he held a gun to Kiara's head and forced her to kiss him

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

Tumblr is not a social media site to me, it is a cool scrapbooking \ creative writing club I go to at my local library