PHD in yappnomics

Billy?Sable?That Bitch?|21|Bi go sub to my YouTube @BillyIsASilly

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Whoever decided to put ads on the screens at the gas station going straight to hell

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How am I supposed to lock in at work when I've been stunlocked by that Verizon commercial

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Connor Storrie/Ilya Rozanov, as "The Bacchante" 🐏

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Heated Rivalry is like if they made an antidepressant into a show

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I think drunkenly screaming the lyrics of All the Things She Said (Harrison remix) at a gay club would fix me, actually

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Everyday I'm reminded that the American south is worse than hell

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Man I don't even want to make more money so I can buy stuff I just want to make it to a place where I don't have to work so goddamn hard all the time for the bare minimum :c

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Once I learn to embroider it's over for you hos

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I don't know why I have to be the one in my family that knows the most Things but I do

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Be the Ilya Rozanov you want to see in the world (ragebait them)

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Why aren't we throwing tomatoes at people anymore when there's politicians everywhere

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The whimsy economy is in shambles (I have to clock in)

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I think we should start banishing people again and we should start with whoever decided when you click "open app" on a different app it takes you to the APP STORE and not the ALREADY INSTALLED APP

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Got to stop going to the doctor they keep finding new things wrong with me

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Zooted as hell listening to dreampop in the lights section of Lowes

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I love themed photoshoots like here's That Guy but he's wearing a cowboy hat

Remarkable

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They should invent a yearning that doesn't make you clinically insane