I used to be a shell

Oh you know, the usual...bi...poly....identical twin, dyslexic graphic artist...madly in love with some guy I met on Twitter. Fresh Meat / Non-Skating Official @ Gold Coast Derby Grrls | Bedside-manner's twin sister | WWF: shellshokt | kik: shellshokt | Twitter: shellshokt | gmail: [email protected] | Derby blog: Identikill-twin | NSFW Blog: hit me in the ask box **Under protection of Jeraimee**  

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Is this the place to go when Facebook is down?! 🤣😂

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My favorite shots from our day at Mt. Falcon. This is the coolest park I’ve been to so far. (at Mt. Falcon Peak 7670') https://www.instagram.com/p/CGg2e-HHhho/?igshid=r9wsusporqxl

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This car is ON a bulb out curb at the exit of a McDonald’s drive-thru. I don’t see how a car could be going fast enough exiting (a drive-thru) to cause this. Nor does it seem possible that the driver mistook the exit for the entrance and got stuck on the curb trying to bail. The angle seems wrong for that?? 🤔. I thought the drivers in Florida were bad, but some of the stuff I’ve seen here Colorado got me like 🤪 (at Aurora, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDCD2-znHP3/?igshid=66c9kusk5yr0

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My beautiful sister @tiffwill513 came to see me when I needed her the most....been meaning to share these but it’s been a weird couple of weeks. #twins #wombmate #bffs https://www.instagram.com/p/CCudFGun2yb/?igshid=1bex6kvepwt02

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Zero’s super power is reflecting the sun. 😂🤣😜☀️🔥 #blindedbyzero #pupzero #americanbulldog https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmUt7OnJHG/?igshid=1916bwij8gmuk

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When you’re coffee pot breaks after hours but you still need your morning coffee. And yes - I stood there with a fork to manually override the safety, so that each drop would drain into the pot. 🤪🤷‍♀️😎 It totally worked and I haz the coffee. #missionaccomplished #dedication Also...I definitely lost the bet on how long a glass coffee pot would survive in our house. 🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_7ox7lnIrT/?igshid=11k185leoi8if

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Neighborhood bunnies 🐰❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/B_tKN8vnZ-J/?igshid=27khlwm723je

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Neighborhood bunnies ❤️ The 4th little guy was lagging behind and didn’t make the shot. I forgot to tell @tiffwill513 that the night we arrived here at our new home, one of these bunnies was sitting in our parking space! ❤️🐰#welcomingcommittee #wildbunnies https://www.instagram.com/p/B_tJ9YPnJ2l/?igshid=1rhpl5e9p1ro6

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Looks like Dad can officially move to #colorado now that it’s warmer here than #florida #hotaf We STILL aren’t running the AC. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_qalFvHnlI/?igshid=12ddyqt9rov74

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How we #quarantine #adultcoloring #thankyouamazon #coloringbooksareessential https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ivIPiHqvL/?igshid=9wjsry8q63x7

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Finally unpacked a few of my favorite things. They remind me of home. 😜 🧡 #Disney #nightmarebeforechristmas #jackskellington #zero #orangebird https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gUTDfHSbC/?igshid=1nec5g4fezjvp

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No need to argue...this is definitely the coolest shirt I own. This epic #throwbackthursday is brought to you by @bonster30 - the best BFF a girl could ever ask for. She brought this shirt home for me after @thecranberries toured - in 1994. #itstillfits #favoriteshirt #vintage https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xmK5inJ60/?igshid=80k433pndb12

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Our kitchen window is always so cheerful in the morning... The previous owner covered the glass with privacy film, but kept it up. I kind of dig the way it buffers the light - and that it blocks our view of the parking lot across the street. 😜 What’s outside YOUR kitchen window? #kitchenwindowchallenge #showmeyourwindows #kitchenwindowview https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xIXOZnI4f/?igshid=vlvohwf46d60

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I love what the light does to this room. ❤️The patterns and shadows jump around all afternoon, while Jack follows the sun on the couch. It’s such a cozy space... https://www.instagram.com/p/B-bVWyGn5QP/?igshid=sk10v4wrgep6

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A ferocious beast in his natural habitat. #pupzero #americanbulldog #dontbullymybreed #zzzz #dogsofinstagram #zero https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Sbdwkn7Nz/?igshid=8u2iru2uyj5j

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Dusk at #gardenofthegods #silhouettes #kidsonrocks #colorado #latergram (at Garden of the Gods Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LrelTHkvi/?igshid=1sg69jblf8pnf

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Jack didn’t get the memo about #dogsworkingfromhome but he should be up as soon - as soon as he realizes that his personal sun beam moved. 😂 #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LEXNUnYf3/?igshid=1pntoros88cs1