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This is the single most disturbing fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten.
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
HEY GUYS LISTEN UP!
We’re coming up on winter pretty rapidly here and you know what that means? It means things are getting cold as fuck outside (at least where I am). Hoodie season is upon us. Along with being hoodie season, we’re also coming up on ~*GIFT GIVING SEASON*~ so I’m breaking out another giveaway. A version 2.0 giveaway.
Here’s the deal:
WHAT YOU WIN: A Beacon Hills Lacrosse hoodie of your choice for you AND A FRIEND. Gift giving, remember? Form a pack. Bribe a family member. Rope an unwilling friend into watching the show with you. The power will be yours. Or keep 2 for yourself. I can’t stop you.
HOW YOU WIN: Like and/or reblog this post. Doing both results in 2 entries. That’s all you get. Please don’t be a jerk and go through all 53 of your hoarded urls or RP accounts, I’ll disqualify you and then we’ll both be sad.
HOW WILL YOU KNOW YOU WON? This is where version 2.0 really comes into play. I’ll be sending you a message on tumblr that will be SUPER SHORT AND TOO THE POINT. It’s going to say something like “Hey, you won!” and that’s it. Sending long expository messages on tumblr has bit me in the ass a few too many times and they tend to not go through. Also messages with emails in them tend to not go through. So it’s really up to you to remember who I am and what it is you won and respond to that because you’ll have to respond to me within 24 hours. I know this seems kind of goofy but it’s the best I’ve got right now.
WHEN WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU WON: November 15th, 2013.Making your gift giving plans a little easier, hopefully.
As always, if you want to skip the waiting and the chance, you can order hoodies from my Spreadshirt store.
Good luck!
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
i don’t think some of you realize what a gift jared padalecki’s face is to us all.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
#REBLOGGING BECAUSE SCRATCH MARKS #OH PERRIE GET IT GIRL #yeah i would tear this back up let's not lie
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who wants to make out and then nap
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
Back in August. #captainamerica #myhero
This creep...
@amazing_narwhal and I just before Logan tried to photobomb us.
Love. @amazing_narwhal