Lord of Props

Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[dashbeardconfessional]

🔥💧⚡️don’t even LOOK at me🍃❄👊

[nekoedit]

Is this foreshadowing or what?

[danielkobg]

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

[scottish]

the americans have spoken. bye england

[microwavetimemachine]

Reblog going for the last one.

[acquaintedwithrask]

someone put fucking Australia in Europe.

[superheroesincolor]

Garnet (The Answer - first merge) #Cosplay

by Black Bettie Cosplay

Get the “Steven Universe” comics here

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[acquaintedwithrask]

this came out like a week ago hOW

[nobodytheelf]

I love animal crossing in December

-Lisbeth

[digg]

[deathheaven-blog1]

I will notice that shit straight away and I will beat your ass

[andlonglivethenewflesh]

Fuck Off Cause U’re Stupid

[wingsofblue]

Flat mode engaged.

[outofcontextdnd]

DM: the ogre stopped giving a fuck right on top of you.

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[thathomestar]

This is not mine. From 8ch/v/:

“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - “The Wheel Of Life And Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

Kairos - the slow

Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).”

[catsbeaversandducks]

The perks of being a wildlife photographer.

[charcharpinks]

You can find more funny Steam Reviews→ here

[its-17-august-bitch-deactivated]

[chapscherofnightvale]

(credit to nikipaprika)

[micdotcom]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[nidobunart]

Youmacon2015 will not be forgotten.