(Disgusted noise.)

100% that ditz. 37y/o witch (she/her) who stays inside as much as possible. literally a mad woman. obsessed with my cat.

[everythingfox]

Baby bear catching snowflakes

[everythingfox]

When you’re a ghost but still get zoomies

[itscolossal]

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[shemessedwithmyhamster]

Literally crying!!! And popping champagne 🍾🎉🎊

[depsidase]

[unscheduled-excursion-0000000]

here y'all go pitting two bad bitches against each other again for no reason

[ruched]

Jocie Juritz

Cat boots

[rocktheholygrail]

Owen Sharma + puns

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Inquisitor: *walks into Fereldan, sees a dog*

Inquistor: *tips helmet* M’bari.

[mylittleapricot]

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

THERES CREATURES

[asexual-spock]

You’re in the squad because of your optimized combat build and heavy weapons. I’m in the squad because they’re trying to romance me and want to hear my dialogue options. We are not the same.

[leahmovedagain]

THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[clowniconography]

i think werewolves should be allowed to have fancy bloodlines and wealthy aristocrat families that go back generations amnd big fancy manor houses the way vampires do. aka yet another thing terry pratchett was correct about

[azzandra]

So you’re saying werewolves should be concerned with...

...their pedigree.

[elranchonotsogrande]

Carousel Jumper.

[pictures-of-dogs]