[themoon-andtosaturn]

new orleans n3

[glurg]

eve polastri researching female assassins

[takemetoohigh]

(ง'̀-'́)ง

[laurasbailey]

You don’t have to be so perfect all the time

[laurasbailey]

It is my job to see you through this. Just your job? Well… and my pleasure.

[lesbianjamies]

Ava being playful with Beatrice and Beatrice being anything but in the mood for it

[daynascully]

(overly affectionate greeting)

[kittanthalos]

[jiyaneru]

be mine for always, and i'll be yours forever.

[hannahxkeanu]

AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

[bruceewayne-moved]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

shes on life support for smashed ankles

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i hate when family comes over and theyre like how’s the job going. how’s the education going. and i’m just like don’t talk to me unless it’s about the Show i just watched

[asleepinawell]

[janepetras]

[natalieironside]

"Phonoaesthetics isn't my thing so I can't explain why, but German is an inherently funny language," exhibit A

[sublimephantomdinosuar-deactiva]

I love it because it was a choice. They could have put the whole title in English, THE QUEEN. They could have put the whole title in German, DIE KÖNIGIN. Anyone writing at the spiegle speaks English proficiently, it was not an accident they choose chaos.

[shepherds-pies]

eve and villanelle | smokestacks

youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEQm_mmLSA&t=6s&ab_channel=ethereal

[fouralarm-fire-deactivated20240]

[tlumeti]