Gretchen Humbert

Sheriff Gretchen Humbert { AU Fem!Graham. Once Upon a Time blog, but will do crossovers. Multi-verse & ship. Please read the rules.} side blog to ididntwantpower This RPer took the Roleplay Anti-Hate Pledge

[imdiscouraged-blog]

(sheriffgretchen) She looked at the mark on Regina's neck. "Sorry about that," she told her, gently running her thumb over the hickey.

send your muses reaction to seeing a dark hickey on my muses neck

     ”Yes, you should be sorry,” she replied,     wincing slightly when Gretchen’s thumb     moved over the mark. Of course, she     couldn’t exactly be angry, but she just     loved messing with the other brunette.                “I told you to be careful.”

[sheriffgretchen]

Gretchen pursed her lips. The truth was that despite how long this...t h i n g had been going on, the sheriff still wasn't sure when Regina was just teasing her and when she was genuinely upset. She decided to risk it this time, hoping Regina was kidding as she slid her arms around                             the other woman's waist.

                      "I'm sorry, Madame Mayor." She tilted her head                                 down and kissed the other woman's shoulder.                                           "Is there any way I could make it up to you?"

[captainbrogers]

"I didn’t know where else to go."

[sheriffgretchen]

"No, it's fine. Um...come in. I'm sorry about the mess..."

[sheriffgretchen]

vixlunaortus:

"Yeah, well, not like I don't have a good reason."

"Oh, come on Gabe. I'm only teasing you."

[sheriffgretchen]

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Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

"You look so hot when you’re pissed at me."

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ★and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)

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[poison-apple-prince]

Forced Nudity {Open}

[poison-apple-prince]

"Not helping Gretchen. It’s not exactly like I can go out like this."

[sheriffgretchen]

"Sorry, love, I legitimately have no idea who took them."

[poison-apple-prince]

Forced Nudity {Open}

"Who stole my clothes? This really isn’t funny."

[sheriffgretchen]

"Oh, I think it's hilarious."

[ducklingturnedswan-moved]

Talking things out

"But it was something?" she asked as she looked at Gretchen, it had to have been something for Gretchen to even bring it up. Maybe Regina even believed that it was something important and that’s why Emma kept getting those threatening looks from the other woman. Not that she would blame Regina, Gretchen was amazing. "I wasn’t joking when I said I didn’t want to cause issues for you, Gretchen" she assured her, "I really don’t want to cause more problems than I already do"

[sheriffgretchen]

Gretchen averted her gaze for a moment. "No," she replied, looking Emma in the eye again as she reached across the table, covering Emma's hand with her own. "I wouldn't have brought it up at all except that -- Regina can be vindictive. And I wouldn't want you to hear something from her and not know about it." Gretchen offered her a reassuring smile and ran her thumb along the back of Emma's hand. "Any problems that she could cause..." Gretchen chuckled, knowing that she was about to say something corny. "They're worth it."

[elisabetholsens]

[chris-lll]

ep Bleeding Through | Regina flawless Mills (3/x)

[ducklingturnedswan-archive-blog]

"Gretch, I don’t want her to make your life a living hell because of me, I mean the woman really really hates me" for multiple reasons she now knew, not only because of Henry but because of Gretchen as well. "You know she tried to get me to leave town as soon as I got here, and everything I’ve done since then is like a defiance in her eyes"

[sheriffgretchen]

"Yeah, well that's her problem." Gretchen reached forward and took Emma's hands in her own. "She's not getting rid of you, Em, I promise." Regina's threats were almost always easy to get around.

[ducklingturnedswan-archive-blog]

She gave her a speculative look, but the only different now was that Regina was watching them like a hawk. “Yes, but you do know that she’s going to take any excuse to make you fire me, right?”

[sheriffgretchen]

Gretchen nodded. "But she can't make me fire you. She's already tried, and I told her no." She smiled and sat back in her seat. "It's not even a major issue. It's just an extra trip to the mayor's office. She doesn't even have to sign it at this point. That step's like the training wheels of paperwork."

[sheriffgretchen]

ducklingturnedswan replied to your post: “I didn’t know you could do that.”:

"And when she does notice? How much trouble are we going to be in?"

"Em, I've been taking this shortcut for most of the time I've worked here. She's not gonna notice." Gretchen smiled and stood, leaning over the desk and giving Emma a teasing kiss.

[sheriffgretchen]

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"Well technically we're not supposed to because Regina likes all that paperwork done perfectly, but cutting this corner doesn't screw anything up, and she's yet to notice."

[rpmememaker]

send these sentences !!!

[sheriffgretchen]

"I will smack you to hell"

"I will smack you to heaven"

"I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"

"I will smack you the life out of you"

"I will smack you back to life!"

"I’ll smack the glasses off your face"

"I will smack you to another species"

"I will smack you to another race"

"I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"

"I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"

"I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"

"Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"

"lemme smack dat ass"

"lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[firstmostdangerous]

frommemetoyou:

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[princessdean-blog]

[sheriffgretchen]

there ain’t no good reason why that i should still be alive today