Locally Operated

I am █████, otherwise known as the Sheriff of Night Vale. I have a group beneath me, who are known as my secret police, and you would do well to be mindful of them. The NVSSP are always watching, and we know when you need us, when you want us, and when you cannot have us. Some times, baby bird must fall before it can fly. Sometimes it must break its neck. Dhis baby bird? Is not our problem.

[sheriffofnightvale]

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[murderbynecessity-archive-blog]

Ah-hah. Lemme just take a moment to appreciate you actually answered to that.

Okay. You hiring?

[sheriffofnightvale]

I am not picky.

I've been waiting for you to reach out to me regardless.

That depends, why do you ask?

[murderbynecessity-archive-blog]

Where is Sherrie?

[sheriffofnightvale]

Yes?

[tanjacket]

yep

now calling sheriffofnightvale double-oh-sheriff

you cannot escape it

[sheriffofnightvale]

it looks like you've been doing a lot of legwork. did your secret police shut down with the government?

[sheriffofnightvale]

Sheriff! How are things going?

[a-lone-fool-out-in-the-sun]

[xjust-tonightx-deactivated20151]

[whats-the-story-stephanie]

[whats-the-story-stephanie]

[ask-jamesbond]

[sheriffofnightvale]

hey... hey... i saw you liked my post... so you should answer that post. yeah. posts

[sheriffofnightvale]

Tumblr refuses to allow me to like posts again. :(

[sheriffofnightvale]

:)

[broadcastingfrequency-deactivat]

Yes sir. 

[sheriffofnightvale]

Spasibo.

[broadcastingfrequency-deactivat]

I’m just annoyed. 

[sheriffofnightvale]

Cecil Baldwin.

Calm your nerves.

Там нет причин для волнения. Там нет необходимости агрессии. Все в порядке.

[whats-the-story-stephanie]