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High Five

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Sherlock, placing hand on John's shoulder: Watson

John: What is it, Sherlock?

Sherlock: Look at this severed hand I found

(it's a fake Halloween prop)

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Does Joel Emery run this blog because these quotes are too real

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Mariana: John, you're in charge of everything while I'm away

John: Alright, I'm your man!

Mariana: Don't do anything stupid

John: Okay, I'm kinda your man

Mariana: And keep Sheelock out of trouble

John: You need another man

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John, after winning a fight: Ha ha! Girlboss! Gatekeep!...uh

John: What's the one that I'm missing?

Mariana: There isn't one

John: But I thought there was-

Mariana: Nope, you made it up

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John, talking to Sherlock & Mariana: Look, you're my friends, and I love you, but you're terrible. You're both terrible

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John: Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

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Sherlock: I feel fine

John: YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED

Sherlock looks down at the knife still in his side and shrugs: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before

John: YOU DON’T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, SHERLOCK!

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Sherlock, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, inspector?

Lestrade: Get out of my car

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Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

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Sherlock: I have an idea

John: Does it involve breaking the law?

Sherlock: By now, don’t you think that’s a given?

John: I was just trying to be optimistic

Sherlock: Don’t bother

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My mortal shell is still experiencing technical difficulties (I'm still ill), so as further appeasement, please take a Sherlonk

With glasses

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Sherlock: Watson's late

Mariana: How?! I called him at 8am this morning and pretended it was 11am

Sherlock: I set his watch and his alarm clock to say PM when it's really AM

Mariana: Oh boy, we may have overdone it...

John, at home, freaking out: WHAT TIME IS IT?!

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John, checking Sherlock for a concussion: What's your date of birth?

Sherlock, dazed: January 6th

John: What year?

Sherlock: ...Every year

John:

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No quotes today. I offer a tiny Jonk as an apology

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Sherlock: Watson, I think you should refrain from playing video games. They cause stress and they raise your heart rate

John: More stress than crime solving?

Sherlock: I've seen you play Mario Kart

John: Wario cheats!

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Sherlock: You're cross with me again, aren't you?

John: Take a guess

Sherlock: ...No?

John: Take another guess

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HELLO.

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