sherlock holmes and john watson

Mostly Sherlock with a bit of Marvel, Harry Potter, Supernatural and a lot o feminism. Johnlock is my OTP.

[slimegargoyle]

teens who dress well I’m happy for you but wtf! you’re not supposed to figure out what suits you until your mid-twenties at least, stop making the rest of us look bad

[kelssiel]

cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities

-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind

-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice

-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons

-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always

-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes

-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder

-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

-demons attempt to force a person read the rite that will summon Satan fails because of their speech impediment -Satan possesses a person with the intent to use them in a mass murder, except that they’re a severe agoraphobe and can’t leave the house -monster uses candy as a lure to trap a child for dinner, but they have Type 1 Diabetes and don’t eat sweets so they ignore it

[chavisory]

Here for this.

[draqua]

There’s a difference between a female character who exists in a story and has a romantic relationship with a male character versus a female character who exists in a story to have a romantic relationship with a male character

[bitemytonguedarling]

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[m-azing]

I arrive at the duel 

sword: sharpened

sepsis: prevented

tits: out

[randomthingsthatilike1]

I AM FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE VIENNA MUSICAL AND THEATRICAL EXHIBITION

[appalachiananarchist]

I hate glamorizing over-working. It’s not healthy. The fact that there are so many people going without sleep, food, personal hygiene (not to mention time for relaxation, personal time, and socialization, which are very necessary for mental health) just to stay afloat is not something to be celebrated or applauded. It’s a problem, not a goal that all good employees should aspire to, or a norm everyone should be expected to perform.

[nativepeopleproblems]

white atheist: I believe in science so obviously I’m superior to you.

Jews, muslims, and hindus: *literally invented modern science and mathematics*

[the-7-percent-solution]

Here’s a little idea. For those of us who think it’s possible Mary’s baby isn’t John’s, think about how much havoc could be wreaked from Mary claiming the baby to be Sherlock’s. Just, allow yourself to consider the way this would unfold. John finds out he’s not the father so he confronts her. She, in a panic, throws the blame to Sherlock. The baby has dark hair, blue eyes, it would be easy. And you can’t kill an idea. Not for John “Trust Issues” Watson, the man who once said “look at you two, you should have got married”. The John who saw Sherlock sacrifice himself and say “give my love to Mary”. The John who heard “Mary and I think seven”. The John who heard Mary say “I like him”. The John who saw Sherlock and Mary spend all their time together before the wedding, planning it almost without him. The John who saw Sherlock leave the wedding early. The John who thinks Sherlock used Janine for sex and information. John who saw Sherlock write “John’s next wedding”, as if priming him for divorce. John who saw Sherlock hug Mary goodbye, but only offer a handshake to him.

The turned-up jeans Mary always wears and the fact that that is told to be an indicator of a mistaken paternity (TGG) is a direct foreshadowing to series 4. I can only hope with all my might they choose to go this route because, honestly, it seems almost too easy. Like they’ve been setting it up.

[the-only-consulting-detective]

The John who heard Sherlock say “Mary” after he woke up in the hospital

[the-7-percent-solution]

AH. YES. THAT HAPPENED, TOO.

And Sherlock kissing her forehead after she helped him with Sholto. That’s, like, the most enthusiastic affection he’s ever given.

– but I’d like to think if this unfolds in such a way, it’s because Mary is using it to blackmail the Holmes family (or threaten John’s life) and Sherlock is forced to comply. A simple “I’m sorry, John” during a confrontation. But John is smarter than he looks, pretty damn smart, and figures it all out on his own. Ever faithful, never actually doubting the great Sherlock Holmes.

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[hudders-and-hiddles]

i am in love with this look (x)

[welcometojohnlock-deactivated20]

WOW I AM SLAYED

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love how girls don’t hide their tummies anymore. Like I’m loving this. Yes.

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

But with a really nice laptop

[ladyclairefrasers]

[myloveholtzy]

[prestonhymas]

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

I mean look at that. That’s water.

Flying water.

FLYING

FUCKING

WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

[vaginapowersactivate-deactivate]

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

[disasterlarper]

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

[johanirae]

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

[mercurialmalcontent]

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one

[radioactivemongoose]

why do people act like u “come out” once. i have to make a decision with each new person i meet whether the pros outweigh the cons of letting them know……. it’s bullshit