Simply Hilarious

jen. college grad. my life's a joke.

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off

[jamesscarstairs]

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

[earlsgrey]

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lookataleaf3000]

sensible business policy

[theshitneyspears]

OH BOY.

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

@rosswoodpark

[depressed-with-memes]

[sunblinks-deactivated20190523]

[raisel-the-riveter]

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

[knightzoned]

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

[knightzoned]

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

[badnovels]

OH MY GOD

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[ohkimani]

Here’s your reminder to feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in.

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[porterr-robinson]

[sherlock-til-you-drop]

Found my new fave video

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[rae-of-kindness]

““ No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all. ””

— http://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via kushandwizdom)

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat