i don't do bad sauce passes

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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NASA
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@religiouswhaleparty
Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it
WHAT
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
She Would Say That. She would DO that.
Why is this on my dash.
hey bro
whats up
Just browsing Tumblr I guess. Why did you reblog that picture?
thought it was cool… you know, kind of funny. like it’s a side character from top cat and he’s denying ever having hoes. also the S in hoes being the only letter at the bottom makes it especially funny
Alright.
BRB, I need to clean up a bit around the house.
ok. tell me when you get back
I’m back…
Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭
I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.
yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male
for now
reblog if you're corny and insufferable