Sherlock Headcanonsss~

Since i'm absolutely in love with all the Sherlock headcanons people make i decided to make a separate blog for them! I will reblog headcanons but i will also post my own! You can also send in your own headcanons :D

[cuteness-prompts]

How they met

- Person A was standing on a chair/on top of something and when they slipped and fell person B happened to be walking by and caught them - Person A and Bs dogs really liked each other and in the process got their owners tangled together from their leashes - Person A was playing [insert sport] at the beach and the ball hit person B, simultaneously spilling their drink on them, so A offered to buy them a new one - While engaging in a spontaneous group snowball fight (in a public place) - While both hiding under a table (for whatever reason) - A and B were on the same rollercoaster and A grabbed B’s hand - A was B’s waiter who dropped pasta on them - When the vending machine got stuck and A started hitting it and B helped - In a haunted house where A bumped into B in the dark, mistook them for a dressed up monster and in the process screamed so loudly they startled B more than they were scared themselves - At a Christmas party where A was costumed as Rudolph the reindeer and B made fun of them only to find out that they were very hot underneath - A showed up drunk to an interview and B was their interviewer - They both missed their bus and ran frantically after it until they realised it was futile

[crimson-winter]

john riding sherlock reverse cowgirl so sherlock can see the muscles in his back, how the fat of his bum bunches up as he grinds, the sweat forming in droplets on his tailbone, the tips of his lashes as he throws his head back in a gasp, and sherlock’s pulling at his hips and smoothing his hands over john’s thighs and he sits up as john’s rolling into him, down onto his wet cock, clenching and pulling and pushing, and sherlock reaches forward and wraps his big, warm hand around john’s flushed, thick cock and john comes with a breathy grunt and sherlock’s name as sherlock licks and bites his neck, spilling deep into him as he rides through his own climax

[balletlockrugbyjohn]

So life sucks and finals are probably stressing everyone out but here’s a cute mental picture: teen Sherlock getting home from dance practice and flopping on his bed, throwing his left arm around Redbeard who had been following him through the house and has just jumped up to lay next to him. Sherlock then reaches out with his right hand to grab the rotary phone off of his bedside table (the phone is the same shade of pastel pink as the shortshorts he’s wearing over his leotard, which ALSO matches the shade of nude pink lipstick he’s wearing). His tongue sticks out a bit as he holds the phone up to his ear with his shoulder and painstakingly dials John’s home phone number. John, who has been sitting next to the phone for the past half-hour ever since he got home from rugby practice, picks up on the second ring and immediately answers with a “hey babe,” and Sherlock can hear John’s smile in his electronically transmitted voice. Sherlock presses the phone tighter to his ear as his cheeks blush and his legs kick in the air. They’re happy and innocent and in love. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[lestrede]

if greg saw sherlock as shezza he would have lost his shit because that’s definitely how he was when greg first met him and seeing him like that again would kill him

[umbrellabadge-blog]

Greg urged Mycroft to go to therapy after the Eurus murder maze, offering to go as silent support if he needed it. 

[sherlockhc]

Sherlock being in his begin twentys, the drugs time. One time he's just feeling extremely lonely and gets high, which makes it even worse. He just stumbles around and eventually he comes across some train tracks. He wants to cross them but trips. He sighs, slowly gets up and just shakes the dirt of his trousers. John, who couldnt sleep and was walking around, sees the guy and he walks towards him. When he sees the train thats coming this way he starts running. He screams to the guy that he needs to get the hell away from the tracks. Sherlock just blankly looks johns way and doesnt really realize whats going on. When the trains close john tackles sherlock off yhe tracks so they both roll down the hill. When they both sit up john wants to scream at him but sherlock throws up and he looks so vulnerable and sad. John takes him to his home, since sherlock doesnt remember his address, and gets him under the shower and then in bed where Sherlock quickly falls asleep.

[jedi-muaddib]

Psst!! What's your favourite lingerie!lock headcanon??

This is the most important ask in the history of asks

That a) Sherlock has a HUGE stash of really fancy af and amazing lingerie, and that he sometime wears some when he knows John might see him and he’s really uncertain and shy but hopes so so much that John will be into it and then b) John sees him and is immediately Into It if you know what I mean

[hudders-and-hiddles]

When Sherlock can’t sleep, John scratches his back, raking circles and lines across his skin in predictable patterns until the whole of his back tingles distractingly, his skin singing with electric pinpricks that drown out the thousand thoughts buzzing through his head.

When John can’t sleep, Sherlock rubs his belly until warmth spreads and settles heavy in his limbs, the comforting weight of it like a blanket he can burrow into, safe and soothing, a soft, secret place that the nightmares can’t reach.

[love-y-o-u-3000]

I am not really sure if I am the first one coming up with this AU tbqh? but still… Johnlock AU where there’s no Speedy’s Café but Sherlock’s litle bakery/bake shop instead and he bakes his own food, cakes and cookies and whatnot and he and John meet for the first time when John, grumpy, irritated, rainsoaked John who had a terrible day at the clinic finally decides to walk inside after passing by a hundred times already and take shelter from some terrible rain because somehow, even though everything’s cold, grey and gloomy that place seems to be radiating with such incredible warmth and cosiness. But as soon as he walks in he completely forgots about the rain and even about being upset because the one welcoming him is the most charming and beautiful man he’s ever seen.

[missdashwood]

This was supposed to be a ficlet but it snowballed!

You can read it on ao3 here

[byebyefrost-deactivated20170519]

Yay!!

[sherlock]

John will be lying down in bed sometimes maybe reading or on his phone or whatever and Sherlock will just crawl up onto the bed and ignore whatever John’s doing and maneuver his way into John’s arms and lying flat directly on top of him.

Sometimes John will protest (though he’s never really bothered) but inevitably will just sigh heavily and wrap his arms around Sherlock, maybe press some smooch to his face 😘

and then sometimes maybe he will grab his bum ❤️

[sherlockhc]

John and sherlock having a special connection. Theyve never met but one day they can suddenly telepathically talk to one other. They both find it weird at first but they start to talk more often because both of them are alone. Sherlock family is never home and he got no friends. Johns dad is gone and his mom is an alcoholic, he got some friends but he isnt close to any of them. Soon john and sherlock start to tell each other things theyve never told anyone What if they just think it is in their heads at first And later sherlock suddenly stops talking bc something has happend and john freaks out. like sherlock lands in the hospital bc attempt on suicide bc he thought he was crazy as well. And when he wakes up he slowly tries again bc the voice in his head did make him feel safer before. So he explains to john what happened and john like asks what hospital hes in and comes to visit him! Sherlock thinking no one will show up anyway and john thinking he'll find nothing but when john steps in the room both of them just freeze. But when john sees sherlock his breath just stops bc hes way prettier then he thought. Bc they like discribed one other to get a vision but when john sees him its like love at first sight.

[sherlockhc]

Nonbinary teenlock loving to dress up in skirts and dresses bc he wants to be pretty and girls are pretty. He never wears any tho. Just that one dress he found in the girls changing room who is too big for him. He sometimes puts it on in secret in his room. One day he starts dating john and he later confesses it to john and john buys him pretty dresses to make him feel good and he ensures him its okay to go outside in them and he holds his hand and be there for him~

[sherlockhc]

john and sherlock are like dating (teenlock) but sherlock has to move away bc of uni. They keep contact but bc of schoolwork it becomes less and less and eventually nothing. Durring a summervaction sherlock rings johns doorbell and when john opens he's so happy he kisses sherlock. But sherlock gently pushes him away and asks 'so i take it youre john..?' John is confused but sherlock explained he got hit by a car some months ago and he lost a big part of him memorie. He found records on his comp and phone of him and john and wanted to meet him so he maybe could get a bit of memorie back. He stays with john for a while and its hard at first but sherlock falls in love with him all over again~ But like john wants to touch him, hold him. But to sherlock hes a stranger right now. Sherlock tries tho. they sleep in the same bed and john holds him but sherlock feels uncomfortable and eventually excuses himself and moves to the couch to sleep there

[umbrellabadge-blog]

Mycroft twirls his umbrella in front of people who are interesting to him.

[theredheadinquestion]

…and the one and only time he dropped it was the first time he saw Greg.

[johnlockisses]

imagine the morning after their first time

imagine john waking up before sherlock, at first not really knowing where he is because he’s in sherlock’s room.

imagine that he feels something tickling his nose so he looks down and sees this big mop of curls resting on his chest and then he remembers. 

imagine how happy john gets so he laughs but he laughs quietly because sherlock is still sleeping and john doesn’t want to wake him.

imagine john brushing the curls out of sherlock’s face and just looking at him, amazed by how adorable and young and innocent he looks as he snuffle in his sleep.

imagine john pressing his lips to the top of sherlock’s head and whispering a really really quiet “good morning” and that makes sherlock stir, shift a little and press himself closer to john, making it clear that he has woken up.

imagine sherlock looking up at john with big, insecure eyes like he doesn’t really know what to do, and john just understands so he shifts down a little so he can give sherlock a small kiss on the lips.

imagine john asking sherlock ‘are you alright, love?’ and sherlock responding with ‘i’ve never been more alright’ and sherlock’s eyes are a little red and teary but he gives john the biggest smile.

imagine when they both get up to go to the kitchen and make tea john steals one of sherlock’s dressing gowns and sherlock accidentaly takes john’s pants from the floor instead of his own but it’s all fine

babies ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[sherlockhc]

John getting turned into a vampire and bc of trouble in town and all he and his sis (their parents died and since harry is of legal age she's johns guardian) move to another town. John goes to a new school and in the second break a guy from his class walks up to him. He introduces himself as Sherlock. When John shakes his head the guy pulls him close and whispers in his ear 'i know what you are. Chemistry lab, 7th period' before walking away. John kinda freaks out but goes there anyway. His English teacher and some other kids are there as well and it turns out they're all vamps. And the teacher is helping them. Teaching them to control their power and feeding the ones who cant feed at home! But Sherlock is not one of them tho. He helps them bc knows his way around town and get places unnoticed. Also his fathers the mayor and he can get out of trouble easily. He's also doing it bc his best friend was a vamp and he got killed by a hunter.

[deducemyheart]

S5 starting out with John wandering out of Sherlock’s bedroom, in a sheet, humming happily to himself as he grabs tea and a paper before going right back in to ask Sherlock if they’ll even bother with any cases that day….Sherlock mumbling something about no time for that get back in bed….John smiling and licking his lips, taking a step forward whispering, oh god yes, and … Theme song.

[pikuco]

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