Sherlock's Client

"The wheel turns. Nothing is ever new" But I guess that's tumblr for you

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

"why are you wearing red lipstick? men don’t like it—”

"you look better when you don’t wear any makeup—"

"you shouldn’t wear high waisted shorts, guys hate them—”

male opinions

[hibrid56-deactivated20181025]

some of my favorite sharks

[kittiezandtittiez]

[ryancrobert]

fucking show-off

[l-amour-pas-comme-les-autres]

[high-octopi]

Eeeeee! The baby pufferfish is just like “hai C:”

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[princesschumbucket]

Wow, that’s awesome!

[deathbeforediet]

!

[total-queer-move-blog]

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

[hatecrimes-deactivated20160925]

[artetak]

Still one of my favorite runway shows. Alexander McQueen Spring/ Summer 2005 

[mymodernmet]

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

[mitchmajor]

holy fuck

[snoopy409]

[vvvvvvvvvvirtual-head-blog]

It doesn’t look like a cat anymore when it turns its head.

[ofmiceandfuckboys]

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

[snicker-doodle85]

that is great

[stammsternenstaub]

he is very hairy indeed

[amorverde]

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

[retroactivebakeries]

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

explain how

[retroactivebakeries]

money can be exchanged for goods and services

[lettersnotesandcolors]

[bungalowclassic]

[probablycorrect]

[darlingbenny]

[textpoops-deactivated20190406]

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

[claraoswin]

[sherlocksclient]

I only take the best