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JOHN: What are you doing?
(Mycroft snorts in almost silent amusement.)
MYCROFT (softly): I had a dog, of course.
(He starts to smile awkwardly, not quite breaking the smile.)
MYCROFT: I restored it to its former glory.
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SMITH: The game is on!
(He looks round to Mycroft.)
SMITH: The game is on!
(He smiles.)
SHERLOCK: But tell me: why are you playing?
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SHERLOCK: Mr Adler, I have been asked to intercourse with you by Lady Elizabeth Smallwood.
(He walks quietly for a moment, then stops and looks towards the door. He draws in a breath.)
SHERLOCK: If you wouldn't mind.
(He takes in a long breath and sinks his head down onto the back of his hand.)
JOHN: In your own time.
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SHERLOCK: Why not? According to him, our family is incapable of romantic entanglement. This prompts a remarkable amount of nervous thinking ...
(He raises the phone, claps it rhythmically down to his Rizla and almost dancing gracefully up to the monitor, turns back to the screen until he blows out a silent breath.)
SHERLOCK: ... and you might just be the most romantic person I've ever met.
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GAIL: You know, it was a real shame, too. Shootin' my car.
SHERLOCK: ... Just killin' my wife.
(He straightens up again.)
GAIL: You believed you’d get away with it, but it made no sense.
SHERLOCK: It had to be kept in the dark.
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MARY (voiceover): My darling.
SHERLOCK (voiceover): If you are a murderer, you will find Moriarty here.
(The room comes to light and reveals the man.)
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SHERLOCK: Are you wearing any pants?
JOHN: No.
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Best. Tags. @hewascharming
#write the fic you want to see
Write the fic you want to see.
SHERLOCK: No. No.
(He walks away. John watches him go, then turns to Mycroft.)
JOHN: He's kidding. He could be the most powerful man in the country.
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SHERLOCK: What if I was to become a killer and you were to be a useful idiot?
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK (in a whisper): There's nothing you can do.
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Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.
HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”
The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.
The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.
Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.
How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.
The beauty and the beast story we need
Another one for the game, if you're still doing that :D "I lost the hat in Kandahar."
I lost the hat in Kandahar. I lost it in Afghanistan. I can still hear the sound of it today.
HOLMES: You said you’d find it ... lost the hat, but there is no hat on the hat. Where is it?
LESTRADE: It’s not Afghanistan, Sherlock. There is a hat here that I am going to wear.
(Looking puzzled, Holmes walks away. Lestrade picks up the hat and looks at the lilo. After a moment, he puts it down on the floor in front of Watson.)
LESTRADE: Well, maybe next time I’ll bring back the hat.
(He gestures to find a hat that would match his coat.)
WATSON: Are you sure about this?
LESTRADE: Probably my coat and I are both going to be worse off right now.
HOLMES: And you are going to save about ten per cent of London.
LESTRADE: Yeah, and look at me.
(He grimaces, crying
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SHERLOCK: What was the worst thing you could do to my wife?
JOHN: Tell her she’s a dead woman.
SHERLOCK (looking at him again): Tell her I’d been murdered.
JOHN: No.
(He smiles awkwardly.)
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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖
(John looks at him for a moment, then turns back to Sherlock.)
JOHN: How is it?
SHERLOCK: It’s not too soon. It’s time.
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Have you got a boyfriend then?
RESULT 1:
Have you got a boyfriend then?
SHERLOCK: Oh yes.
JOHN: Oh yes.
RESULT 2:
Have you got a boyfriend then?
(He looks round to John.)
SHERLOCK: He’s not my boyfriend.
SMITH: Why not?
(John: Hmm? Why not?)
RESULT 3:
Have you got a boyfriend then?
SHERLOCK: Oh yeah, possibly a John Watson.
JOHN: Hmm?
SHERLOCK: Maybe not a John Watson.
JOHN: Sorry, do we both get off?
SHERLOCK: Why not?
RESULT 4:
Have you got a boyfriend then?
SHERLOCK (looking towards John): Oh yes, I think you’re ready.
JOHN: Why?
SHERLOCK (pointing towards him): Because John Watson is, for all intents and purposes, in love with Sherlock Holmes.
JOHN: Straightened up a bit.
(Sherlock looks towards him, lifting an eyebrow.)
RESULT 5:
Have you got a boyfriend then?
SHERLOCK: Oh yes.
JOHN: He loves me.
SHERLOCK: ... he does?
JOHN: He does.
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[script-admin, crawling weakly on the floor: Anon... why would you do this to me...]
Hi! I love this blog, it's so funny to read!! This is a bit of a nosy question so i hope you don't mind :) I was wondering if you would mind sharing how this works? I want to try something like this for some other texts that I've been reading a lot recently but haven't been able to figure out how to do it :) Of course it's valid if you don't want to share but still. Thanks, you're amazing!!
Thank you – and glad to have you here!
I’ve described how I make these posts in this post. If you’ve got any questions let me know and I can try to help, but the documentation linked in there is pretty detailed.
LESTRADE: We've got a date!
SHERLOCK: They've got a date!
MYCROFT (exasperated): ... Let me explain.
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SHERLOCK: Why would a serial killer want to be a serial killer?
JOHN: Get in your head with your magnifier and see how far I can slide.
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