Nothing beats the feeling when you start getting comments on every fic in a fandom or ship from one person, and it’s clear that they’re going on a fic-binge.
maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit
summary: Three times you successfully fluster Jason and the one time he turns it on you.
pairing: Jason Todd x fem!reader
warnings: reader is considered shorter than jason (he is 6'4), very suggestive so MDNI. reader has hair.
a/n: not really happy with this, but If I don't post it now, I will never post it. So here it is. I still can't write smut/suggestive shit. Reblogs and comments appreciated! Maybe OOC.
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You had only one goal — fluster Jason Peter Todd as much as possible.
Once you had realized that your boyfriend — the 6'4 giant anti-hero — blushed whenever you tried doing very basic romantic gestures, the mission had cemented itself in the depths of your brain. It was almost as if just knowing the fact had altered something in your brain chemistry.
You had a whole word document dedicated to the mission — filled with ideas to fluster your cute boyfriend, ranging from teasing looks to pickup lines. You were not a good flirt but ever since the discovery of the faint blush coating his cheeks as a result of your down right bad flirting skills — it had given you just enough motivation to master the art of flirting (or at least try to).
Thus, you decided to execute the mission the following week, one strategy every day. What was the expected end result ? the sight of Jason blushing and maybe, something else.
THE LIBRARY
You and Jason loved books, one of the very first things that you both bonded over from the very start of your relationship. Hence, visits to the local bookshop and the public library of Gotham City were pretty frequent in the household.
You wander around the library, scoping out possible books you could borrow when you spot Jason leaned against the shelf, a thick book (possibly another classic) in his hands, reading the synopsis.
The library was relatively empty today as you look around for any dwelling citizens before walking towards Jason. You inspect the different books near him as you slyly inch closer and closer.
If Jason notices, he doesn't say anything.
"I have been wanting to read this for so long" you mutter, planting your right hand above his shoulder, gripping the edges of the wooden shelf and your left hand grabs the book from the other side — effectively caging him in , even though you are shorter than him.
Jason goes really still, as you keep looking at different books . He doesn't say anything, in fact you don't think he is even breathing that well, in light of how statuesque he stood. You look up just for a second to see his teal eyes focused anywhere and everywhere except on your form, a light pink layer dusted over his cheeks.
Picking out a copy of Pride and Prejudice, you start walking towards the hallway and almost let out a giggle as you hear Jason huffing.
MISSION SUCCESSFUL
TURNING THE YAPPER SPEECHLESS
There was no doubt that Jason was a total yapper. Sure, he is broody and silent but that's only till he steps inside the comfort of his home — his lover.
It's a Tuesday night, the both of you are sitting across each other on the carpeted floor as he continues talking about the absurd family tree in one of his books. The sound of his gruff voice explaining the plot filled the silence of the night.
You had your head propped up against your arm, tilted as you listened to him. for the most part at least. Jason was wearing sweatpants and a red pullover, his hair a shabby mess like he had been grabbing it in frustration. Green eyes wide and his mouth running a mile a minute — he was so passionate and so so hot.
"Are you even listening?" He mutters, eyebrows raised.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't concentrate while looking at your handsome face, baby. But continue though, I like hearing you talk."
Jason's mouth opened and closed, before he groaned, leaning his head against the couch. His head was empty , loosing the train of thoughts like it was never there to begin with. His Adam's apple bobbed, throat as dry as Sahara desert.
Under the golden light from emanating from the lamp at the corner, you couldn't see him turning red but hey at least you rendered him speechless.
That counts, right?
MISSION SUCCESSFUL
CRINGE PICK-UP LINES
The internet had everything including the most obnoxious pick-up lines that you might have come across in a while. But that was good news for you. You had decided to drop random pick - up lines at the most inappropriate times.
The first time you used them, it was raining cats and dogs in Gotham, which may not be as surprising if not for the fact that the weather reports had stated it would be the sunniest day of the year. You and Jason were returning back home from the grocery store when the sudden downpour of rain started, leading you to find safety under a yellow and white striped awning.
"Are you an umbrella? Because I urgently need to under you." you say, rubbing against his shoulder. Jason just looked away groaning , his palm covering his face though you could see the slight smile curved on his lips. Eventually though, Jason pulled you within his embrace, hands at your waist as you snuggled back into his chest.
But the mission was not really successful. So you tried again.
The second time was when the both of you were lounging on the grass in Robinson park - a small picnic date. The sound of rushing water from the fountain and cackling laughter from a group of teenagers filled the air. You were both lying on the grass, his arm behind your head as you stared at each other.
"The doctor said I lack vitamin D," you whisper to him, rubbing circles on his chest "Can you help me with giving it ?"
A mixture of emotions passed over his face - first, the look of worry at the utterance of the word 'doctor' and 'lack' in the same breath before it turned into blossoming cheeks of red and dilated pupils when he realized what you had really meant. He groaned, dragging his palm across his face.
"You should really stop doing this baby." He mutters, not looking into your eyes yet.
"It's fun, jay. But if you feel uncomf—"
"No, No that's not it" he mumbles, eyes locking with yours filled with reassurance.
"Okay, then" you hum against his chest, before looking up at him "Are you a life alert? Because I've fallen for you and can't get up."
This time Jason laughs, chest rumbling as it sends vibrations through your body.
The sun is shining, the birds are flying across the blue sky and you are lying on the plush green grass with the love of your life.
MISSION kinda SUCCESSFUL
FINGER BITE TREND
Jason was not up to date with social media trends. His go-to activity to pass time was reading or working in the garage. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for you. But it made it a whole lot easier to execute said trends.
You stood in the entry way to the kitchen. The smell of spices waft through the room while Jason slices some tomatoes, his back clad in a black compression shirt that stretched deliciously across the hard panes of his back, biceps flexing with every slice.
Jason had insisted on you not to enter the kitchen till he finished cooking dinner, which you could have followed through until the very thought of flustering Jason cemented itself in your mind. Again.
"I told you not to come." He mutters, sliding the slices onto a bowl and washing his hands in the sink.
"I know I'm sorry ," you say with a pout, gripping his biceps "Anyway, can you check if there is something stuck between my teeth?"
You smile, all pearly whites in display as your index finger points to the lower teeth near your lips. Jason leans forwards, one hand on the counter beside you , when you bite down on your finger, face a little down turned as your eyes lock with green ones.
Jason goes still, eyes tracing your face. Everything blurs around him, only you being the sole focus of his vision. Blood surges through his body , color of red roses creeping through his scarred cheeks till the tips of his ears and between his legs, if not already noticeable due to the visible tent in his sweatpants. He regains a semblance of confidence before pulling you flush against his front, enough for you to feel his hard on.
A gasp leaves your lips as he cages your body against the marble counter, tilting his head with his plush lips pulled into a smirk.
"You didn't think I would just let you go like that, did you?" Heat floods your cheeks, warming the expanse of your body.
"I uhh I -" He leans forwards, his lips a breath away from yours. You try closing the gap only for him to set you on the counter, hands at your waist.
"I-I what. You teased me all week, angel." Jason whispers, lips tracing against the column of your throat as you feel a gush of arousal between your legs. Your head falls back, giving him more access as he bends down to lick a wet stripe against the sensitive skin of your neck. A shiver runs through your body as you gripped the edges of the counter for support.
"Ja-Jay" He hums against your skin, his hand brushing through your hair while the other massages your thigh.
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