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Congratulations to Andrea Jenkins who won her race for City Council in Minneapolis. She is the first openly transgender woman of color ever elected in the nation.

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😭

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Relationship goals.

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from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

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if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

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i love everything about this

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When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

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Lol XD

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This is why I need new homeboys

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“AHkhwoo”

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WHAT

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Leave him alone he is perfect!

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instagram makeup artist wags her finger condescendingly and then cleaves you in half with one swing of her blade

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julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

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According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.

TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork