Crazy as any shipper

i migth aswell give in... yes... zootopia aaand other ships

[animentality]

i don’t know how addressed this is in the DC universe, but does Superman ever feel super dissatisfied with his sex life because he pretty much can never have amazing sex with Lois Lane?

The guy can like, break the moon with his fists, right?

He can’t fuck Lois Lane too hard, she’d die. 

I was talking about it with a friend and we agreed that in order to really let loose and enjoy sex, he’d have to be having sex with someone like Wonder Woman, who won’t break. 

But then we argued over whether or not their sex would leave craters in the ground. 

And then we argued over how they can even have sex if they’re both so powerful that any thrusting would just result in massive property damage. 

So then we went back and forth over whether or not Wonder Woman could theoretically break Superman’s back if she rode him too hard.

And then that conversation turned to theorizing that Wonder Woman is a total top and Superman an ultra bottom.

Anyway, point is.

I don’t know anything about DC comics, but I wonder. 

Is Superman ok? 

Like, is he sexually frustrated?

How can he be such a good guy with such an even temper if he’s never allowed to fuck as hard as he’d like to? 

Lois Lane’s a nice lady and I’m sure she could get her freak on, but it just seems like without some super high strength industrial kryptonite condoms, they just wouldn’t be compatible physically. 

[animentality]

Why is this post considered misogynistic and why have the Tumblr gods deigned it so?

[enby-distortion]

except that sex and sexual satisfaction is not at all about thrusting as hard as you can into someone??? like, there’s literally so much more, and no i don’t think he’s sexually frustrated. and yeah it’s kind of misogynistic to say that the only way superman could be sexually satisfied is if he interacted with women in a sexually violent manner…

[animentality]

How is that misogynistic?

There’s nothing violent about wanting to thrust hard, ALSO.

My point is that maybe he couldn’t even thrust AT ALL.

The guy is mega strong, what if he can’t thrust at all?

That’s all I was suggesting, idk why tumblr is so convinced that being fucked is inherently disempowering.

Its nice to be fucked hard. And it’s nice to fuck hard.

You goddamn Puritans.

[shesjustwatching]

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[hyugo108]

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[hyrule-geographic]

He gonn get his damn feet wet nowwww sheit dawg

[blueskittlesart]

*thinks abt botw for too long and gets emotional*

[unfortunatehumanconverse]

I wish I could have gone with Tulip, but Barnaby is also a sweetheart ❤❤

[headwardo]

orignal post x

[oldcraigfinn]

why does this make me laugh every time?

[pikachuperfect]

It’s back im so happy.

[kyecheng-deactivated20260512]

Rainy day 

[daunt]

Ouroboros (Hemlock Grove) I’m still really hung up on this show.

[shesjustwatching]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[theidledrifter]

Oh they want special treatment. They want to be in charge and rule over everyone.

[shesjustwatching]

[shesjustwatching]

Dry forests in Bolivia re STILL BURNING, PLEASE SPREAD AWARNES ABOUT IT. Please reblog, the president didn't do anything today is 24 August, and the Amazonia is still burning please @setheverman @sixpenceee @i-am-a-fish

[doncosciotte]

So, our Lung is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its wildth in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in termns of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[husband-of-lucoa]

Not mentioned here, but while fires normally do happen, and that it’s normally a naturally good thing for fires to happen in a part of the forest, this isn’t normal or natural-farmers are burning this forest down because the Brazilian government is giving them the OK to completely wipe this fucking place to the ground. And their BS President is pretending like it’s a good thing.

[shesjustwatching]

[shesjustwatching]

Para ayudar

Aid Bolivia — Water Thru Skin

[shesjustwatching]

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[doncosciotte]

So, our Lung is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its wildth in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in termns of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[husband-of-lucoa]

Not mentioned here, but while fires normally do happen, and that it’s normally a naturally good thing for fires to happen in a part of the forest, this isn’t normal or natural-farmers are burning this forest down because the Brazilian government is giving them the OK to completely wipe this fucking place to the ground. And their BS President is pretending like it’s a good thing.

[shesjustwatching]

[shesjustwatching]

Para ayudar

Aid Bolivia — Water Thru Skin

[doncosciotte]

So, our Lung is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its wildth in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in termns of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[husband-of-lucoa]

Not mentioned here, but while fires normally do happen, and that it’s normally a naturally good thing for fires to happen in a part of the forest, this isn’t normal or natural-farmers are burning this forest down because the Brazilian government is giving them the OK to completely wipe this fucking place to the ground. And their BS President is pretending like it’s a good thing.

[shesjustwatching]