hey. you know who i am, or you dont, but im guessing you probably do since youre here. by the way, im pretty sure i killed one of your other "swann" guys, and im bored of seeing all my guts spilling everywhere, so dont do that torture bullshit. or do, i just wont care at all. i actually dont know if hes gone or not.
level 3 researcher. im not dating draven anymore (i find talloraven fanart amusing.) im single (positive) and im not looking for anyone to mingle with (positive). i prefer my purposeful solitary containment room i call my bedroom and youre not allowed inside.
i get drunk on whiskey everyday but i am a great employee, trust me, im employee of the month everyday because everyone feels bad for me but thats an overexaggeration.
im stationed at site-118 still even after all the bullshit 3999 put me through. 3999 never existed so what fucking ever i got a job and im not doing that "drooling path" stuff again. all i am now is a shell from what i was but i can mask enough to seem normal
need to talk to me? begin by pulling the strings and bring your character to my quarters or wherever i am at the moment, which is at the center of everything... haha.
dont use he/him pronouns on me or ill kill you.
OUT OF CHARACTER UNDER CUT:
THIS IS MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION OF HER!!! Shes like her own person to me ok i changed a lot from how shes usually portrayed on the wiki.
rules are just please dont be weird im a minor and anything nsfw will be deleted (unless its a joke). you will be blocked if you misgender her
YOU CAN ASK 3999 THINGS ASWELL!!! HE'LL STILL BE AROUND...
Talloran will talk in white text and 3999 will talk in red text
𔓕 Her favorite bands are Korn, System of a Down, Slipknot, etc. I see her as a nu metal fan.
𔓕 She has diagnosed AVPD and BPD, along with C-PTSD. 3999 hardened her into a sociopath but she does not have ASPD.
𔓕 Personality wise, shes avoidant, arrogant, and easily irritated. She gets frustrated easily and cannot stand when people patronize or "feel bad" for her. She went through hell and she wants you to see her as the same as she was beforehand. She is an asshole though and she deserves to be an asshole.
𔓕 But she does let her feelings go. She vents to her therapist, she does not want to be a bad person. She is afraid but she wont admit it.
𔓕 Shes Canadian... worst part of her
𔓕 I ship her heavily with McDoctorate #multishipper i love talloholder very much it is my rare pair nobody knows about of all time
Greetins, researcher Talloran! As @scp-staff-interview-crew, we have decided to have an interview with you!
We are asking:
If you were in a pancake eating competition with SCP-3999, who would have won?
now this reminds me of the times 3999 flattened me like a pancake and ate me! just reminiscing the good ol' days. but im not sure what youre trying to get out of me. is this question really as simple as it sounds?
anyway, between a human researcher and the literal being of chaos, who do you think would win a pancake eating competition. i think id win.
Helloo Jamie!! ^-^ hope you're having a good day! Question for you, whats your job like now after everything with 3999 is done?? (Love ur hair btw)
And for 3999, whats your life like now that you aren't all-powerful? Do you have a job or are you an unemployed chud?
im having a great day thanks for asking and thanks for the compliment. my job is like every other personnels job, except add the fact im working in the ranked "top one most dangerous site" youd see in a watch mojo video if the veil broke and they wanted to make money out of the suffering of personnel. also add on the fact that in this site i was chosen as the vessel for a pataphysical anomaly that implanted tapeworms into me... among other things. i still work here because i can.
in other words, pretty boring. its the same as it was beforehand but with this fuckwit by my side. when youve seen enough it does a full circle and you can play along with normality.
as for 3999, he got whiny about your question and didnt want to answer so he left me alone for once. thank you op. he is unemployed. he lives rent free in my head. nobody else can see him which is the worst thing to happen to me. Ever. And ive been through lots of things. Hes like a little parasite except the parasite is a manchild who traumatized you to the point where theres no reaction anymore and hes just there.
look how cute it is. did you know they can emit a noise that is known to sound like humans being tortured? they use that sound to navigate dark caves along with clicks. theyre also one of the few bird species to use echolocation. i admire them. not because i relate to them. :-)
