Hell's not so bad

♖ EMMETT CULLEN ♖ ❝Tryna walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?❞ INDEPENDENT TWILIGHT RP selective ( please visit the rules page before interacting )

[untilifoundalice-blog]

  ”—- are you sincerely implying…?”

[shethinkswecheat]

       "Don't know what you and Alice         do behind closed doors, bro.          Don't wanna know". 

[untilifoundalice-blog]

   ”—— you’re trying to tell me you wouldn’t be first in line?”

[shethinkswecheat]

     "There is something seriously wrong with you, dude". 

[sherunsfaster-a]

"Because women apparently don’t realize that watching a porno would effectively be the same thing."

[shethinkswecheat]

         "Shouldn't they screen that at theaters specifically           made for people who like watching pornography in public?"

                ( he is inevitably grossed out. )

[shethinkswecheat]

      "                     Why is there a movie about 50 Shades of Grey?" 

[futureseerold-blog]

                           ”         come on, emmett, it could be fun.”

[shethinkswecheat]

        "                 fun? that's your idea of fun.         lets go hunt some grizzly bears up north instead". 

[futureseerold-blog]

                  “                I’m taking you shopping.”

[shethinkswecheat]

         "                    I uh, had plans with Jasper". 

[futureseerold-blog]

                     ”           how did you survive without rosalie?”

[shethinkswecheat]

      "                         ... Very confusingly". 

[abrideoffire-archived-deactivat]

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees

[futureseerold-blog]

                  “            toddlers with parents like you who dress them horribly.”

[shethinkswecheat]

       "                I don't even choose my own clothing!"

[futureseerold-blog]

                      “       there’s no need to be rude, emmett.                        you have the fashion sense of a toddler.”

[shethinkswecheat]

         "            What? Toddlers dont even have the ability to choose their clothes".

[futureseerold-blog]

                     ”               do you think the glasses are too much?”

[shethinkswecheat]

         "                         what the hell are you wearing?          you look like posh spice without the tits".

[shethinkswecheat]

thanks for the porn ducky. 

[amorepuer]

♡ shethinkswecheat started following you

[amorepuer]

          Uncle Emmett was silly. Nessie giggled,           poking one of his cheeks. Poke, poke. 

[shethinkswecheat]

             "Hey kiddo, what's so funny?" 

[daughterstobeleaders-blog]

                    ❝            probably could kill you.❞

                       ( quiet words are mumbled, eyes                         focused on the game. ) 

[shethinkswecheat]

          ( and his laugh is loud, finding her comment             extremely humorous. she had no idea. )

                       ❝            m'sure you could. and that                         same day you'll fly to the moon and                        find the cure for cancer❞.

[daughterstobeleaders-blog]

                ❝           is that a pick up line?❞

[shethinkswecheat]

        ❝           ... in what world would that be a pickup line?         If I had that much of an awful game, I'd ask you to kill me❞

[daughterstobeleaders-blog]

                      ❝           Scott. He’s the captain.                        He’s probably the best one on this team.❞

[shethinkswecheat]

❝          Kinda looks like he has a little something extra to work with too❞. 

[daughterstobeleaders-blog]

                     ❝            constipated looking kid?❞

[shethinkswecheat]

❝          The one with the black hair,  crooked jaw; like someone punched him really, really hard on the face?❞.