BOW THE FUCK DOWN.

“sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to.” multimuse acct.

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               location : joaquín’s apartment ( @giiawriites​ ) . 

                         “Mira aquí, that’s George Clooney in Forrest Gump,” Joaquín argued, opposed to Noemi’s claims of the lead actor being otherwise. As free hand reached to utilize the search engine on his cellphone, much to his dischargin, the male’s ex-girlfriend stood correct. Exacerbated, Joaquín prompty refrained himself from further having arms clapsed around the brunette’s shoulders, attention dwindling from the cinematic film due to the idea of being imprecise. “Whatever.”

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karovanni + wedding smh

wedding ;

who proposed? - giovanni. who is the best man/men? - probably his brother. who is the braid’s maid(s)? - one of them would be finley, he adored her in bsf. kara can decide the rest. who did the most planning? - kara. who stressed the most? - giovanni because he's selfish with money. how fancy was the ceremony? - back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal church wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | kate and william wish they were this big. who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - most likely maria; more so out of guilt that their relationship never worked out despite the two having a cordial friendship afterwards. supernatural species aren't invited, as either. he'd compromise with witches to request a barrier for certain species not to attend.. if possible.

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vathan + domestic life

DOMESTIC LIFE ;

1. If they get married, who proposes? Nathan. 2. What’s the wedding like? Who attends? Something extravagant seems up to par, however if Nathan feels uncomfortable with that, she'd compromise. Vanessa's a lawyer and he's a musician, so I wouldn't be surprised if several friends/families from wealthy communities attend. She'd just emphasize not too much children. 3. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like? Vanessa doesn't want children, and that's a sacrifice Nathan would have to endure. 4. Do they have any pets? A dog or two. Maybe a fish tank, as well. 5. Who’s the stricter parent? 6. Who worries the most? Nathan. 7. Who kills the bugs in the house? Nathan. 8. How do they celebrate holidays? Vanessa would convince Nathan to travel overseas during the holidays whether he liked it or not. Staying in one place would just bore her. 9. Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning? Nathan, Vanessa's too stubborn. 10. Who’s the better cook? Probably Vanessa. 11. Who likes to dance? Nathan.

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noquín + general

GENERAL;

1. Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? Joaquin initiated the relationship. He proceeded to destruct any possibility of it surviving due to dealing drugs, suffering from drug and alcohol addiction, and cheating on her not only with Noemi's friends, but women who dealt drugs. Also, he served time in prison for like.. five or six years. 2. Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? They were teenagers when they began dating, so it was probably something extremely childish and corny; rollerskating, movie theater, something along those lines. 3. What was their first kiss like? Hormonal Joaquín at 15/16 getting off on porn probably took a page out of a few books and was undeniably rough, but in all fairness, didn't know any better. 4. Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? I doubt Noemi was his first kiss or first woman he was intimate with, but I'd like to think she was his first love and real relationship. 5. What’s their height difference? Age difference? He's taller than her. They're the same age, I think? Or he's a year older than her, I don't remember. 6. What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Do they share a friend group? Wouldn't be surprised if the Bau's despise Joaquín. The Velasquez's are probably embarrassed over his mistreatment of her, but still welcomes Noemi with open arms. I'm sure they have several acquaintances, but Joaquín prevents her from interacting with anyone who has or still sells drugs on his end. 7. Who takes the lead in social situations? Noemi since Joaquín really doesn't like socially interacting with those he's not familiar with. 8. Who gets jealous easier? Joaquín, by far. 9. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear? Joaquín.

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hirosaac + cooking & chores

cooking :

who does the most cooking? - isaac, and if he's not a good cooker they probably buy takeout 24/7. who is the most picky in their food choice? - probably isaac. who does the grocery shopping? - isaac. how often do they bake desserts? - never, lmao. are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - hiroaki's cautious of what he takes in so i'd say he's more a salad eater than meat lover. who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - isaac. who is more likely to suggest going out? - hiroaki for the purpose to creating havoc. who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - hiroaki.

chores:

who cleans the room? - i'd say they're both clean, so 50/50. who is really against chores? - hiroaki would fight to not clean what's not his. who cleans up after the pets? - both of them. who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - hiroaki is definitely the type of person to sweep everything under the rug or fridge. who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - probably isaac, hiroaki generally wouldn't care. who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - hiroaki, maybe? even then, he'd keep it for himself and not tell isaac.

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jelena ??? + general

general:

rate the ship -  awful | ew | no pics pls | i’m not comfortable | alright | i like it! | got pics? | let’s do it! | why is this not getting more attention?! | the OTP to rule all other OTPs how long will they last? - i doubt they'd take themselves seriously as a relationship, but they are/were a great brotp in bsf. how quickly did/will they fall in love? - they definitely loved each other platonically, but not romantically. if they loved each other romantically, it'd be a comedic love. how was their first kiss? - not romantic at all skdjasklda it'd be based off of hormones tbh.

[jennystahl]

— SHIP QUESTIONS

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

What was their first impression of each other?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

What was their first kiss like?

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Do they share a friend group?

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Who gets jealous easier?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

What are their primary love languages?

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Who initiates kisses?

Who’s the big and little spoon?

What are their favorite things to do together?

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Who’s more protective?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Who remembers the little things?

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Do they have any pets?

Who’s the stricter parent?

Who worries the most?

Who kills the bugs in the house?

How do they celebrate holidays?

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Who’s the better cook?

Who likes to dance?

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noquín + wedding & children LOLOL

wedding:

who proposed? - joaquín. who is the best man/men? - one of joaquín's brothers. who is the braid’s maid(s)? - joaquín would bully noemi into trying to make his sisters the bridemaids. who did the most planning? - noemi, but joaquín would make sure the planning fits his tastes because he's selfish. who stressed the most? - joaquín because he wouldn't have faith in noemi planning a wedding even though he doesn't want to do most of the work. how fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big (culturally joaquín wouldn't want a small wedding whether noemi liked it or not) . who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - joaquín would invite his exes to be an asshole but would definitely make sure noemi doesn't invite any friends or men he doesn't like out of pure greed and control. 

children:

how many children will they have naturally? - joaquín comes from a large family so anything below three/four he wouldn’t want and if noemi can’t handle that, she can find someone else to marry. how many children will they adopt? - none he wants his own biological children and wouldn’t care if noemi argued otherwise. who gets stuck with the most diapers? - noemi. who is the stricter parent? - joaquín. who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both of them. joaquín wouldn’t want to see his kid harmed although i’m sure he’d laugh at their pain as tough love. who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - both of them, but i think joaquín would do the cooking since he’s a good cooker.  who is the more loved parent? - noemi sdkjslksdk. he’s too strict. who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - they’d both be involved. who cried the most at graduation? - not joaquín that’s for sure sdjskjldas. who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - joaquín wouldn’t bail them out if they didn’t learn from his mistakes and i’m pretty sure he’d stop talking to his kids if any of them got arrested. temporality, at least. i’ll leave that to noemi.

[sona-and-friends]

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General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - 

How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

Who proposed? - 

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - 

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? - 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - 

Sex:

Who is on top? - 

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - 

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? - 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - 

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - 

Who does the grocery shopping? -

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - 

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? - 

Who is really against chores? - 

Who cleans up after the pets? -

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

What are their goals for the relationship? -

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

Who plays the most pranks? - 

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NOEMI BAU:

          “Excuse me?” Mock horror painted itself on waxen countenance, “I was your first love and Bizcocho is meant to be your next,” lexicon that fell from glossed lips was ridiculous, that she knew, but Noemi wouldn’t be true to herself if her obnoxious nature wasn’t heightened to extremes when Joaquín was around. “Bizcocho es igual a tu próximo amor——capeesh?” Noemi had picked up bits and pieces of necessary Spanglish thanks to her relationship with Joaquín and quite a few friends back in Las Vegas, chalking up most of it, incorrectly, to her friends and not Joaquín. She refused to give him the credit, after all. “Piece of shit? Bald cats are considered boujie, I thought. At least Bizcocho is with the amount of designer sweaters I’ve gotten him.” 

                        Once again, Joaquín prided himself on his rebuttals. “Was. Past tense, Noemi. It’s not healthy to cling onto a relationship that happened years ago.” What Joaquín admired about Noemi is her perseverance; she thrived to make the possible, possible, and that became dangerous to deal with. Yet her determination never quite diminished the pestiferous behavior that stemmed from Noemi, making it easier to anger him. She became his headache and vice versa; it’d be troubling for him to encounter someone else vying for that position. Coyly smiling, Joaquín dropped the cigarette from his mouth as his foot scrubbed its remnants, instantaneously expressing, “I have a feeling you’re interested in me again. It’s.. something about the way you’re purposely bothering me that I just have to question it. Are you finding comfort in Bizcocho because I’m physically not there?” His absence throughout the past several years took a toll on several relationships, and not just romantically, but platonically. Instead of exhorting for forgiveness, Joaquín learned to live with his actions no matter how harsh the effects were on others. “Where were my designer sweaters these past few holidays? That’s not a warm welcome for someone who spent years in prison, mija. In fact, I thought the agreement was you being civil with me since the cat’s a gift for my disappearance. Perhaps the little bastard being gone is punishment for you not abiding by our arrangement.” Joaquín tethered between the lines of sarcasm and seriousness, but knew the responsibility she held for her now gone cat is what she should have done when he came home, and that prompted bitterness.  

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@giiawriites

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NOEMI BAU :

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          “Bizcocho is missing,” rampant worry permeated shrill lexicon, shoving homemade fliers into Joaquín’s hands as if it was his sole responsibility to help her. “He slipped out last night and he has ne-ver been an outdoor cat. He’s likely losing his mind, terrified to death. You have to help, as his father, after all—”

                  Bizcocho’s availability has nothing to do with Joaquín. He gave the cat as an attempt to apologize for his wrongdoings for the past several years, and held no interest in maintaining a relationship with Noemi apart from an occasional annoyance every now and then. “That’s your cat,” Joaquín reiterated irritably, immediately dismissing the idea of fathering anything with his former girlfriend. “That’s your responsibility. The fuckin’ cat —- pussy.. what’s the word, el gatito, el cõno! Yours, not mine.” Cigarette dangled between his pearly whites, loudly huffing as his irritation continued to creep boldly. “I’m a firm believer in protection, and one thing I will protect is my last name; my pride and joy.. and you nor that cat are worthy of the Velasquez name. Who told you not to watch the piece of shit?”

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ISAAC REINHART :

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          “Get locked up again, kid?” The maelstrom of entropy which surrounded them on a quotidian basis could only prove a catalyst for their inevitable imprisonment from time to time, Hiro’s penchant for illicit substances only exacerbating it further. “Told you those drugs were bad,” syllables were offered in mild jest, knowing full well they all had to lay low considering the zenith of their war was at the brink now. 

                Being referred to as a child always infuriated him, inhaling a whiff of air to assist composing his heightening temper. “And bailed out. That’s all that matters.” Conversations with Isaac made him remember the respect he had to give; not solely because of him being his elder, but the guidance received throughout his troubled teenage years. Residing in Chicago made Hiroaki feel trapped. As much as he desired proper room to grow, gambling within the game of distributing and using drugs became difficult to tackle due to the exposure in his daily environment. Almost dismissive, the dark haired male brushed off Isaac’s critique, grimacing harshly. “You pluralized drugs which makes you absolutely fucking wrong,” he corrected, holding a finger up to indicate his demand of solely distributing one particular kind of narcotic. “I ain’t come out here to be scolded; I did what I did.. it’s done, leave it alone. 完了!” Hiroaki soon inquired the other’s whereabouts, brushing his thumb across his lesser lip. “Fuck are you doing out here at this time of night, anyway?” 

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NATHAN MONROE ;

               “— a bottle of wine don’t count? I promise I got you only the best. It’s Château Pape Clément. At least, I think it’s good, it’s what the seller told me. Who knew wine was so picky; I always thought dollar store brands did the trick.” The wine is adorned with a pristine, glittery bow, appearing hand tied; though Vanessa was sure to always be the wiser; the wine connoisseur having gifted the item themselves.  

                         Now Vanessa rejects many things, but a bottle of wine will never be subjected to rejection, slowly snatching the beverage from his hold to examine the exterior. “Usually something like Chanel or Tiffany calls my name. I’ll let this pass,” the brunette muttered, witholding a scowl to express an immediate approval of his supposed gift. “In return, I’ll grace you with my presence.. the greatest gift known to mankind. I heard I’m capable of making both men and women faint because of my irresistible looks.” She stepped aside to grant him access to the inside of her condo, practically swooning from the impending alcohol soon entering her system. “Merry Christmas and all that jazz, Nathan — I’ll try to be nice to you just this once,” she teased.

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                “I’m afraid I’m not holding a conversation with anyone unless I’m receiving a Christmas gift.” It’s an obvious joke.. somewhat considering her vacuous tone, allowing Nathan to determine the seriousness of her words. “There’ll also be a fee for those that choose to step into my home without one —- an actual gift, I mean.”            @giiawriites​

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                     Simmering in the midst of their quietness, Joaquín could sigh out of relief, fixating on their undisturbed union. “You’re more attractive the less you speak,” he slipped off his tongue, slyly glimpsing at her through his side eye. “Todavía no me gustas a veces! I haven’t felt this way in God knows how long.” His continuous controversial behavior led him to feel suffocated when in her presence, unwilling to prove his righteousness as a person. This dilemma troubled his soul greatly. Muscled arms crossing together, his incisors dug deep into his lesser lip as he applied slight wetness, allowing eyes to roll dramatically. “Mira, mamí — I’m fuckin’ hungry, and I can’t stay here too long because of work purposes. I’ll eat then be out of your hair.”          @giiawriites​