Me: Wakes up in Exo sweatshirt *half dead from the cold*
Uncle: Ba-,Bryan? No uh Bear? Bake? no Wait Blake
Me: Dafaq you saying?
Uncle: Your sweat shirt.
Me: OH IT'S BAEKHYUN FROM EXO *REJUVENATED TO LIFE*
Uncle: Oh god. You're into that kpop stuff too
Me: It's not ba-
Uncle: I've seen what its done to people.
Me: ........
Uncle: Walks away with coffee
Me: contemplates life silently while waiting for food














