Chaosgemüse

Yo, I'm a 26 y/o queer weirdo from Austria (the country without kangaroos) :) Published author ✍️ they/them I like Star Wars, Naruto, History, Mad Max and more! And just cause:SLYTHERIN

[wazzi2ya]

Angel Dusts's type seems to be winged pansexuals with top hats.

Better start running, Lu.

[valder-1046]

Day 1: Sirens, merfolk, pirates

Pirate poe singing to siren hux who sucks at seducing humans with his voice 🧜‍♂️ (But poe is nice to not point that out)

[my-dailydreams]

[blackkingsdream]

June 4 - Hug Your Cat Day

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[highdrainjah]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal S2E13 Mizumono | S3E13 The Wrath of the Lamb

[avantegarda]

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

[hamletthedane]

Average Silmarillion fan:

[spyroforlife]

Alastor trying his hand at the seduction game <3 an extremely serious fanfiction...

Alastor: So, ah. Did it hurt?

Lucifer: what

Alastor: When you fell from Heaven?

Lucifer: Ohh ahaha tremendously. You can't even imagine.

Alastor: Ah-

Lucifer: Like imagine being lit on fire and then completely flayed. Down to the bone. And then reforged into something that in many ways resembles what you were but it's fundamentally wrong and no matter how much time passes you never feel comfortable in the new skin forced upon you.

Alastor: <:)

Lucifer: But anyway, how about you, did it hurt?

Alastor: Did... did what hurt-

Lucifer: Getting shot in the head like the idiot fucking deer you are? 💖

cue cartoonishly dramatic fist fight on the floor. the end

[strawijuice]

Gonna bury my face on the delulu cake🤡

[celtrist]

There's something about Alastor being really bad in bed despite being the most sexualized character in the fandom that humors me.

[bekkomi]

deer in hand

[himitsu-png]

[osteoglosssidae]

‘I wish you would rest your eyes.’

[raeraex0]

I like radioapple 📻🍎

(I just know the quality is going to be ruined by tumblr just watch bru 💔)

(also I take commissions, in case anyone is interested ♡)

[humunanunga]

[nefastidies]

Incorrect quote by @imperialcantinajam

(companion piece)