Can you do the RFA reacting to MC accidentally farting in front of them for the first time pleaseeeeeeeeee? Also I love your writings and wonder if you're going to be doing fics on all RFA members or just Jumin?
LMAOOOOOOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD. It’s such an adorable request \(^.^)/ Thank you!! and yes I have something in store for all the members of the RFA and Saeran too I was thinking of doing either Yoosung or Saeyoung next she shall see my lovelies \(T_T)/ Seriously though I had SO much fun writing this I hope you all enjoy it
Poor baby, he’s so embarrassed
He has NO IDEA how to act in this situation
It’s not a huge deal to him because it’s super natural and everyone does it
When he sees that you are super embarrassed because you’ve never farted in front of him before he feels GUILTY AF
“MC I’M SO SORRY” “…yousung why are you sorry I was the one who ripped ass”
He hugs you super tight and peppers your face with kisses until you’re a giggling mess. He tells you that he loves you more than anything in the world and that you shouldn’t feel embarrassed of something that everyone does
Secretly happy because he has the green light to fart in front of you too now
Here you are a blushing mess, silently cursing yourself for being all gross and farty
She literally just looks at you and goes back to her work
When you talk to her about it, she’s like????
“uh I fart too you know, and literally every single person on this planet?”
“So you don’t think I’m gross?”
She giggles and kisses your cheek, “you are too cute MC, the furthest thing from gross.”
Now you guys fart in front of each other all the time
I feel like he would be unfazed too
He notices tho that MC is sitting face down on the couch IMMEDIATELY rushes over
“Princess???????” “Are you okay?????”
You’re a teary blushing mess. “Are you gonna break up with me because I am so gross and farted in front of you”
He literally is laughing so hard right now
“What on earth are you saying MC, why would I break up with you because you farted, silly goose”
You pout and say, “I bet your hot costars don’t every fart”
He looks at you, “Babe, rehearsals are literally fart central” his face completely deadpanned. “That’s why it didn’t even occur to me that you did it. PLUS IT’S NATURAL”
He pulls you into his lap and kisses you cheek and trails kisses down your neck, “Don’t be nervous, I am happy you feel comfortable around me”
He flashes you a devilish grin, “Plus you’re so cute when you’re flustered and embarrassed”
rUH ROH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE BEAST IS BEING UNLEASED
YA BOI JUMIN IS SO CONFUSED
Of course he’s not juvenile enough to mind something so common, but when he sees you red and embarrasses he shuts down?
So what does he do, whips out his handy dandy smartphone and quickly googles it and skims articles which say to make you feel comfortable
He turns to you arms wide, deeply inhaling,”Why MC that was a lovely smelling one, great job.” THIS MOTHERFUCKER
If you were a little embarrassed before, you are completely and utterly mortified right not, “WHAT THE FUCK JUMIN”
You run into the bedroom and bury yourself in pillows “Not only did I fart in front of my boyfriend, BUT HE INHALED SAID FART AND CRITIQUED IT”
He’s hella confused now and texts his homeboi Driver Kim, explaining the situation. Driver Kim texts him back “I am sorry Jumin, this is my fault, I have failed you for not teaching you properly”
Cue Driver Kim, holding his head in his hands, silently sending prayers to MC and to God that MC doesn’t murder Cat Daddy.
He walks into the room, and sits on the edge of the bed, stiff but rubbing MC’s back. He feels really guilty and rambles and apology about how he doesn’t know how to emotion and that he loves her so much and every part of her-
MC feels guilty because he looks so sad and adorable. She hugs him and kisses his cheeks saying that she may have overreacted.
“Jaehee, I am sorry I cannot come to work today- there is an urgent matter I must attend to at home”
They cuddle for hours YES CUDDLE YOU KINKY PERVS
He showers her in kisses, feeling at ease when she giggles
“MC I love you, seriously more than anything in the world.”
“I love you too Juju…………………but no more smelling my farts okay”
buuuuuuut whyyyy, ugh ok I guess
When he sees you’re getting all embarrassed
UH NOT ON MY WATCH GOD SEVEN WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TO HIS SPACE PRINCESS
“You think your fart was bad”
“SAEYOUNG LEAVE ME ALONE UGH”
“You’ve already dealt with my Silent but deadlies here and there, but get ready for my Loud and Prouds”
He then lets out the most VILE fart known to man kind. Like the smell is so putrid that you can feel your eyes water.
“SAEYOUNG WHAT THE FUCK???”
He’s literally dying of laughter right now and you’re dying of lack of clean air
THE KID ONLY EATS HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS AND PHD PEPPER HOW CAN HE PRODUCE SOMETHING SO FOUL????
He comes over and pouts, “Do you still love me MC” “IDK PROBABLY NOT”
“Well I will always love you, so you can fart in front of me all the time, be as gross as you want because no one can outgross the defender of justice 707″
Then you guys have a hot make out session
Yaaaaay I hope you guys liked it!!! Please reblog and show this post and me some loooooooveeeeeeeee. Shoot me a message if you wanna talk or send me a request :D Seriously I am still laughing at this entire prompt
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