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@shibinojutsu
you're a DILF.
im a what
“You still think about those stories that scared you when you were little, from time to time.” (Instagram)
@gaaranojutsu your uh…raccoon found her way to my place…
is that what it was?
She is not an ‘it’! She’s a lady.
apologies.
i'm simply... a lesser fan of her, due to given circumstances. i suppose i'll have to learn to enjoy her company as well.
@gaaranojutsu your uh…raccoon found her way to my place…
is that what it was?
someone: you have a lot of aggressive impulses
me: fucking fight me!
This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.
And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.
holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life
OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.
Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.
Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.
16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix
How yall been
Mind your own fucking business
IF IT MEANS HAVING YOUR HANDS ON ME
I’D LET YOU STRANGLE ME
assuming you know me is a one-way ticket to being sorely disappointed, dead, or both.