The Ten Types of Friends We’ve All Had, As Told By Supernatural:
This person is the definition of “Mom friend.” They’re always looking out for the well being everyone else in their squad, trying to get them to eat healthy, giving out relationship advice, and generally being a shoulder to cry on.
Sadly, they probably don’t love themselves half as much as they love everyone else.
This person is a stereotypical frenemy. Are they actually looking out for your well-being? Or just waiting patiently for an opportunity to ruin your life? Who knows, but they give great fashion advice, are deviously intelligent, and are definitely the type of person you’d want on your side when things go South.
That one friend who simply cannot get their shit together, and at this point, you’re not sure they even want to.
Gets wasted almost every night, has a casual hookup at least once a week, and is a walking library of hoe stories that they have no qualms about sharing with you (and that you may or may not secretly love to hear). Also, if they say they’ll “be there in five,” you can bet your ass they’re at least an hour away.
Is generally a hot mess who needs to find Jesus.
This person brightens up your day whenever you see them. Is incredibly easy to talk to, probably super nerdy, and perfect for staying at home and binge-watching TV shows with.
The black sheep of your friend group. This person can come off as a little rough around the edges or “sketchy” to other people, but you know they’re as loyal as come.
Might not get along too well with your other friends, but is definitely someone you’re glad to have in your corner.
Thinks they’re looking out for your best interest, but is actually just controlling and judgey. Not to be confused with the Sam, this person is prone to long-winded lectures on your life choices and uncalled for critiques on your physical appearance, and might literally brainwash you if they don’t happen to like the guy you’re dating (just ask Castiel).
Generally, is sort of toxic and should usually be avoided.
The rare but much-coveted “Dad friend.” Is a Yoda when it comes to advice, will always be there for you (no matter how much they complain about it), and would quite literally die for you.
You would trust this person with your life, and with good reason.
This person is loyal to a fault, and will protect their friends without complaint or regard for their own well-being.
You told a lie? They’ll cover for you. You killed someone? They’ll take the fall for it. You’re feeling sort of chilly? They will literally set themselves on fire to keep you warm.
Basically, this person is selfless to the point of self-destruction, and sadly, usually taken for granted.
This person will tease you, prank you, and call you a bitch, but if anyone else so much as hurts your feelings, they’ll murder them and skip rope with their entrails.
Is probably your best friend.
The person everyone forgets to invite to social gatherings. Oh well, they’re probably having a perfectly fun time doing other things.
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