[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[thepittlesbians]

now the men are finished we can finally focus on the REAL world cup next year

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

[lesbianbloodritual]

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[thememedaddy]

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[tomb-mold]

so many times you will hear a woman tell a little anecdote about her boyfriend/husband and its just him being an absolute fucking bastard. but you cant tell her to kill him. you cant. they dont thinjk its funny

[silenthill3moved-deactivated202]

[aropride]

ohhhh. that explains it

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

topologists in an MIT laboratory have recently provided strong evidence confirming the existence of an 8th way to fold Yo girl in half

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever